crow-ter
crow-ter
Дед Пихто и Баба с пистолетом
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crow-ter · 14 minutes ago
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crow-ter · 11 hours ago
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seamless. perfect. one of my favorite videos ever. the creator's description always kills me
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crow-ter · 13 hours ago
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Photoshop CS5 • Photoshop CS6 • Photoshop CC • Illustrator CS6 • Illustrator CC • Lightroom 5 • Lightroom Classic • Premiere CC • Effects CS6 • Effects CC • InDesign CS6 • InDesign CC • CorelDRAW • DaVinci Studio • More!
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Photoshop CC • Illustrator CC • Lightroom Classic • Premiere CC • Effects CC • InDesign CC • CorelDRAW • DaVinci Studio • More!
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Credits: one, two, three + @hisources.
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crow-ter · 13 hours ago
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
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crow-ter · 14 hours ago
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crow-ter · 14 hours ago
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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.
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crow-ter · 14 hours ago
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crow-ter · 14 hours ago
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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crow-ter · 14 hours ago
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crow-ter · 16 hours ago
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via @swatercolor [insta]
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crow-ter · 18 hours ago
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crow-ter · 2 days ago
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crow-ter · 3 days ago
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mushroom chat just dropped
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crow-ter · 4 days ago
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crow-ter · 4 days ago
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this person gets it
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crow-ter · 4 days ago
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Beyblade heavyweight division
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