crow-caine
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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Sometimes they are Evan and Jammer, and sometimes they are Brennan and Lou.
In this moment, they were both.
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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Some magical Misfits from ep 6 of second season.
This so far has been my favourite episode and Sam and Jammer's cafeteria adventure was chef kiss.
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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aabria’s face when it’s pointed out that weugan didn’t induce evan and jammer’s devotion to sam but rather amplified what’s already there……….
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girl me too……………
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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Dimension 20: Misfits And Magic 2x06 "Code Crimson" bonus:
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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I thank god everyday for Dropout!
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crow-caine · 5 days ago
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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
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crow-caine · 8 days ago
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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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"Evan is the protagonist of Mismag"
I saw a post complaining about this, and apparently it's a pervasive thought in the fandom, that Brennan being Brennan and giving Evan a sizable backstory makes him the 'protagonist' of a 4-player game, and he hogs the spotlight. I can't believe this needs to be said, but...
HAVING A LONG BACKSTORY ≠ BEING THE PROTAGONIST
what the fuck stories have 'yall been reading. If there is a protagonist, which there isn't, it would be *Sam black* and yes I will explain that later, but first off, no. Having a lengthy backstory that comes back to haunt a character is *classic* rival or detailed support character biz. The question you need to ask yourself here, is 'does Evan's backstory dominate/make up the main plot or the main conflicts of the series' and, for those who answered yes to that... I'm sorry I just can't help you. Evan's shadow, the demons that claimed him, even the various wizards looking to him as the arrival of a dark lord are *not* the main villains of this story and if you thought they were you WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
The *Villains* of this story are Boudica, Tallulah, and the system they represent/seek to maintain. The Wizarding society here knows they hold power and control secretly, that equality could be a thing but that would take away their power, so they want to keep it all to themselves. They play pretend at making peace and working together with the group they have othered (a group that outpopulates them so massively they can't even conceive of the size) but in bad faith, never intending to actually share power, they set up a group to fail because they eternally underestimate those they see as lesser. and you fuckers think the *White boy* is the main character? Seriously?
Evan is a *loud* character narratively but he doesn't lead. He's a potential villain in the making, someone who's life experiences have been hard and could grow quite dangerous, but not only does he not want to be that he has *Jammer.* He has *Sam.* I understand the dynamic between him and Kay is cute and all but honestly, they are kinda worse for him than better a lot of the time. Rewatch the show, really watch who he looks to when things are tough, or see his expressions wen Jammer and Sam help take care of him, offer support. He *instantly* develops an attachment to Jammer, any approval or support Jammer gives him goes leagues in that boy's head. That's his *best friend* and he's so cool. And Sam? Sam's so competent and social, she's a shining light for all her friends but she without a beat is on his side too and he can't believe it. If there is a "protagonist" in this group, it's Sam. She's a leader, not in the sense that Jammer is, but in her own very important way. Jammer makes the calls like a coach but Sam keeps everyone together. She sees everything for how it is, calls out what's wrong (Like the iconic "and we don't know you") And her influence spreads *quickly* wherever she goes. When the break between seasons happened she didn't leave, she remade herself and used her talents to spread magic and her view as best she could, as Sam Britan. She thrived, and continues to, and her very presence is a healing balm on everyone she cares about. But sure, the confused white guy is the protagonist. Fuck off with that shit, Sam Britan is narratively the most important character in this show and her friends are the most important thing to her in the world.
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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the moment he decides to binky
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
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Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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crow-caine · 13 days ago
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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