crotchapple
crotchapple
Apple to the Crotch
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Just call me Crotch, Applin, or AC. 29, enby, any pronouns. A funny little guy (genderless) (actually pretty big) with some hard kinks. Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Getting hornier on main so minors DNI.
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 馃檮
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If I were a security guard for a person who鈥檚 being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn鈥檛 devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
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people really elected this man thinking he was not going to do any of the dumb shit he said that he was going to do
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i鈥檓 a nonpracticing homestuck. i don鈥檛 really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days
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i鈥檓 a nonpracticing homestuck. i don鈥檛 really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days
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you have to
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My cartoon for this week's New Scientist
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My cartoon for this week's New Scientist
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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.
He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube
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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
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congratulations everyone we just made it halfway!
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It is incredibly hilarious that Lou Wilson got two jet skis, Jacob got a motorcycle and took classes for it, and then Vic went "I robbed your house <3".
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