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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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my second favorite thing in Nosferatu (1922) is when it cuts to the "werewolf" and it's a hyena with the saddest gentlest eyes you've ever seen

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ask your doctor if little treats are right for you

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first they came for white ass college educated dudes in massachusetts on a $160k/yr salary who self-describe as feminists because they have a 'sensitive soul' and worked with a woman on a group project once, and i did not speak up because frankly i did not expect that and i cannot discern the motive for such actions, and also i kinda agree that we really should have less of those dudes

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Wh-whats going on??????

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Take, as a particularly egregious example, what is perhaps the most widely reported economic indicator: unemployment. Known to experts as the U-3, the number misleads in several ways. First, it counts as employed the millions of people who are unwillingly under-employed — that is, people who, for example, work only a few hours each week while searching for a full-time job. Second, it does not take into account many Americans who have been so discouraged that they are no longer trying to get a job. Finally, the prevailing statistic does not account for the meagerness of any individual’s income. Thus you could be homeless on the streets, making an intermittent income and functionally incapable of keeping your family fed, and the government would still count you as “employed.” I don’t believe those who went into this past election taking pride in the unemployment numbers understood that the near-record low unemployment figures — the figure was a mere 4.2 percent in November — counted homeless people doing occasional work as “employed.” But the implications are powerful. If you filter the statistic to include as unemployed people who can’t find anything but part-time work or who make a poverty wage (roughly $25,000), the percentage is actually 23.7 percent. In other words, nearly one of every four workers is functionally unemployed in America today — hardly something to celebrate.

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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kendrick lamar IS the worlds number one hater and i will not detract from that but it is kind of wild looking up his performance and only seeing "he dissed drake at the superbowl!!" like yeah true but he also dropped "40 acres and a mule this is bigger than the music" at the superbowl. the entire uncle sam bit. i feel like you could do an hour long essay on the imagery in this halftime show alone. insane.

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the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

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We really did beat the elven gods with the power of friendship and also this knife we found

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

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Ain't it kinda weird that the republicans ended up in this present broadly advantageous position because of how they spent the last decade gaming the judicial system, and now they're in power they wanna stitch that up? Like Trump's second term relied on Trump v United States being ruled in his favor. Now Musk and Vance are talking about how it's fucked up that judges are so powerful and they need to be declawed in one way or another. That kind of seems like a bad sign.