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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

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it’s insanely difficult to get a new social media website up and running given how entrenched internet infrastructure has become around large platforms, and this is 1000x more true if you want to brand yourself as an alternative to twitter. like historically your most successful marketing strategy is presenting yourself as a cesspool for all the nazis who get banned on other platforms to use, à la gab or parler. but twitter sucks so fucking bad now that bluesky has like 20 million users on it and dril is one of them. unimaginable state of affairs even as little as five years ago

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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

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YOU THERE

HALT !!!

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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Thoughts on Santa deniers?

I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night

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If, for whatever reason, you see someone talking about the thematic importance of being unable to take more than one gold bar from the Sierra Madre vault, and you feel the need to go “yeah but I eventually was able to figure out how to take them 🤣👌💯💯” then not only are you annoying but you are banned from video game for life

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growing up is understanding when an episode of something is really good even if its also feels like nails down a chalkboard to watch

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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

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as someones whos been here since 2012, this post hits hard

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

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The chugging of a sacred beer