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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

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I'm going to get evicted if I can't catch up my rent immediately!

Please buy some artwork. The prices I give on Tumblr are roughly a 70% Off discount from Etsy pricing.

I'm hanging on by a thread this Christmas without my mom. I can't take any more without breaking completely.

Venmo- Kate-Havekost

Paypal- havekatart@gmail.com

$3550/$9425

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The close-up view in the previous photo is great (makes the flower look like it's glowing) but a wider shot would probably make it more obvious why this is called the mosaic flower.

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Ludwigia sedioides, commonly known as mosaic flower.

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Philip Treacy Fall/Wint 1999

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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Hair by Evanie Frausto

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Here is the result of a small challenge on instagram; I asked people to give me an animal and an action and I had to represent it in 12 frames maximum

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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.

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AZT: Superior AZ to Oracle AZ plein airs. Bonus of high jinks ranch that I didnt get to scan because I gave it away: