crookedanchorharmony

[crookedanchorharmony]

So let me get this straight. Instead of four single sleeping bags you picked up two doubles?

"Well, the packs looked the same! I mean why does the troop even have double sleeping bags?

Well.....I guess you're about to find out!

[crookedanchorharmony]

Aren't you one of the lads from crookedanchorharmony?

Yes - and we'd all love to meet the regencymadness team.

Well, I'm sure that can be arranged - if you're all in kit!

You too!

[crookedanchorharmony]

I'll see you all back here at 4.15, shorts and underpants down and bending over the first row of desks. Any questions?

[crookedanchorharmony]

I got the idea from "University Challenge". Last year there was too much fumbling under desks, passing notes and crib sheets, playing with themselves - or each other! Short trousers and the two-tier system has put a stop to it.

[crookedanchorharmony]

Those of you who want to rub your bottoms may now do so. And I don't want to see any of you back here again this term. Or it will be shorts down! Understood?

[crookedanchorharmony]

Remind me again, if he's more ticklish on the left, do I get to spank him or screw him?

[crookedanchorharmony]

You know something, Jack? You chose the wrong day to go commando, my friend!

[crookedanchorharmony]

Ok boys - On 3, it's step one, step ball change and into the kick line. Got it? THREE!

[crookedanchorharmony]

Good turn-out lads, Shirts pressed, neckers smart, shorts just the right length and socks pulled up. Keep it that way - OR ELSE!

[crookedanchorharmony]

Spanking protection?! Are you guys serious??!!

[crookedanchorharmony]

Dad, I can't believe you're still doing "Bring your child to work" day!

[crookedanchorharmony]

We have so much in common! Welcome to the world of dures-annees.

Merci. Je me sens déjà chez moi ici.

[crookedanchorharmony]

Avec ce short et vos fesses rouges, vous vous sentirez comme chez vous ici. Bienvenue dans le monde de dures-annees

[crookedanchorharmony]

Tu es le gars de crookedanchorharmony!, Ton père utilise-t-il aussi la ceinture ?

Oui souvent !

Bienvenue a dures-annees

[crookedanchorharmony]

If you want a foot-long sausage, Steve, you don't need to order it. Just sayin'.

[crookedanchorharmony]

Tiredness kills. Take a break

[crookedanchorharmony]

Beef or chicken?