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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

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Kingdom Grand Prix (Raizing / Eighting - Sega Saturn - 1996)

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what i like about snoopy is that hes a dog. And i like that

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i think an important skill for being on the online is like. being capable of finding someone annoying without making a huge deal out of it. and i think a lot of people on tumblr specifically would enjoy their time on the online more if they practiced that instead of doing the "i find this person annoying so i'm going to invent a justification for that which will let me feel morally correct for finding them annoying"

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bro last night was a straight-to-DVD movie

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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

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This is how it seems to work:

Transformers Cartoon: this is Firetruck Steve he turns into a Firetruck wee woo wee woo

Transformers Comics: Firetruck Steve struggles with drug addiction due to his crushing guilt at not having saved more people from the flames

Transformers Fandom: Firetruck Steve must be held accountable for his war crimes

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

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