cromagnon-man

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fuck with me

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

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some of you sick fucks were probably glad when austin lost his mojo

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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

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Influencers were a mostly decentralized group of geisha which were founded in the late period of the Western Presidential Dynasty. Like all geisha, Influencers were known for their role as entertainers, though they were rarely found in okiya and only the highest ranking influencers could afford to work through a chaya or inherit a formal lineage from an older, more experienced member. Their sponsors (trans. 旦那) would often purchase them for a series of performances which would then be "livestreamed" to audiences of the peasant class. Practices of mizuage are largely unconfirmed, byt there is a wealth of secondhand and firsthand evidence of criticisms of this practice as predatory by a small circle of sponsors who would often claim an influencer only for early in their debut. The most famous mizuage collector is Raid: Shadow Legends.

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this is still my favourite tweet Ever i truly dont think anything can top it

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The Jill we could have had if capcom weren’t cowards and losers 😔

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i hope this email fucks you