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https://www.supportlrc.app/

here’s the link for the lebanese red cross ^^ any donation helps

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Me, at dinner, in the manner of marshalling troops : okay so we’re all clear on what we’re doing tomorrow. First it’s Bug’s swimming lesson, THEN the counter protest, THEN Bug has to go to Isiah’s birthday party, are we clear?

Bug, 4, smugly: I’m invited. 💅

Me: you’re all invited because Isiah has just started school and doesn’t know anybody. Bear is popular and Isiah’s mum wants our endorsement so we are ALL going and NOBODY is smug

(Bear, 7, to Mouse: did you fart

Mouse, 1.5, maniacally: ahahahahahaa 👅

Dr Glass:(lets the chickens come into the house to clean the floor underneath Mouse’s high chair, and then claims the privilege of a spoonie to retire from the scene))

Me: ok so we all understand what we’re doing tomorrow right -

Bear, 7: what are we protesting again

Me: there are some people who think England is full, but people like mummy come from other countries, and mummy and daddy and our friends think that makes England stronger.

Bear: (righteous anger)

Bug: I don’t care actually

Me, fighting for order: Also we can’t let Moss, who is organising it, be all by himself, can we??

Bear: so the people we don’t agree with are there?

Me: we’re not sure, they seem to have chickened out but we can’t let Moss stand alone

bear, unholy, glowing: can I bring my sword

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Israel is mass murdering the innocent civilians of Lebanon, especially children.

On Monday (23 September, 2024) Israel killed one person in the country every three minutes.

Thousands more civilians have been wounded.

Source: AJ+

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my little pony 88x31 button i made for my website feel free to use without credit lol

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rolling for panic attack

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

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09/17/2024

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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09/14/2024

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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

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How medical procedures were introduced to me in most of my life: We're going to do [X], okay? (Already doing X without waiting for me to answer)

How I would want a doctor to introduce a medical procedure: I'm going to explain the most common way we do [X], and all the tools and steps that are usually involved. Then we can talk about whether this sounds okay to you and how we can change and adjust things that sound uncomfortable, or if we would need to try an alternative.

I desperately wish all medical professionals would refrain from using the phrase "We're going to do [thing]," because this obviously implies I have no choice and feels to me like "This is happening immediately."

A lot of otherwise nice nurses and doctors will say they're "going to" do something when they're asking for consent, but it triggers my panic and doesn't feel like i'm really being asked

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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artists rendition of my first day of college

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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

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HUH