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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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new year new mountain goats

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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i'm not educated on all the lord of the rings lore but people that get mad at rings of power galadriel for acting like a different character is funny to me because like that was 3,000?? years ago of course she's gonna be different than the lotr era galadriel

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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

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i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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I'd like to formally apologize to Mongo for leaving him out of the og meme 😔

this is their dynamic