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it’s been-

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Wooo!, We get to fight a sea Dragon!

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#Kindle Vella, #read the first 3 episodes for free, #farts in a bag dot biz

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Purple Apples and Olive

It's episode 4 day here on Kindle Vella! Purple Apples and Olive: (This one costs tokens, but I think Amazon gives you a bunch for free.) https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BCBB1D5H

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New episode every Monday!

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New Kindle Vella Project

https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BCBB1D5H

Purple Apples and Olive! 

New Episodes every Monday!

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It’s time to order 2 Minute Stories for Weird People for those weird office gift exchanges!

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“oh god, and I’m wearing my Star Trek shirt, Jesus!”

“and I sat next to the sign again?!”

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Anybody can get Stephen King to promote their book. But can anybody get the world’s most prolific musical artist to do promotion for them?

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A perfect gift for weird people!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B097SK29FD/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_taft_p1_i4

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Holy shit, it’s a hardcover book!

(Don’t worry. I’ve thanked Rich Evans.)

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I’m not entirely un-cute. Why are you being nasty about this?

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Do you have any screenshots from the Kevin McDonald skit with no beginning or end?

this one?

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Green is Earth Science, Blue is Biology, Purple is Physics, Orange is Chemistry, and Pink is that extra weird AP science you signed up for. 

Purple.

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Fun Fact: The Inner Light is the episode of TNG that a sober Paul Mattingly (of the Ice Cream Social podcast) described at length during a drunken drug-fueled Las Vegas bachelor party. 

Okay the inner light made me cry for real what the fuck