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Reblogging this from my main! If anyone is interested in custom D&D art or fanart, hit my main account up!

New year! New commission sheet!! Feel free to message me here or on Twitter (@arcxnacleric) or shoot me an email at arcanacleric@gmail.com if you’re interested! Thanks in advance! 😊😉

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Essek: my heart is guarded, but like very poorly.

Beau: *raises eyebrow*

Essek: like this is the kind of guard who would let three kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie

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Just really quick, I start a ko-fi a while back but never formally plugged it, so if you’ve enjoyed the content I’ve made from @criticallyincorrect to my fan art for Critical Role and The Seven, I’d really appreciate your support for my ko-fi or by reblogging my commissions/pinned post if monetary donations aren’t your thing!

Thank you and here’s the link: https://ko-fi.com/arcanacleric

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Housekeeping/Business note: I’m not as active on this account anymore, but if you’re interested in Critical Role Art, feel free to follow me on @arcanacleric !

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Essek, defending the M9 while at work: Did they murder and steal?

Essek: Sure, but they did it as a family

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Coping 101 - a masterpost of down to earth resources

This post doesn’t contain links to many professional resources - it’s a list of coping tips from people who are mentally ill/disabled themselves and who all decided to share what has worked for them here on tumblr. In the last 7 months I have been sharing content created for and by mentally ill/disabled people on this blog - and to celebrate reaching 5000 followers, I have decided to collect all the best coping tips I’ve come across in one easily accessible place. Enjoy!

Managing emotions:

Letting go of emotional suffering via mindfulness.

DBT strengthening statements

Handling negative emotions

The “emotions are signals” method

The “mindfully recognizing emotions” method

Healthy perspectives on emotions

The “emotions are like hiccups” method

The “healthy outlets” method

Managing anxiety:

Coping statements for anxiety.

Breathing exercise gif

Breathing exercise gif 2

Things to remember when having an anxiety attack

The “just show up” method

The “panicky friend” method

Grounding techniques 

The “I can survive the next 10 seconds” method

The “distract your brain” method

The “you will be able to cope” method

Managing depression:

7 depression tips and why they work

Depression tips

21 tips to keeping your shit together when you’re depressed

Managing executive dysfunction:

The “might as well” method.

The “one step access” method.

Why self-discipline isn’t always the answer. 

The “use whatever works” method.

The “taking care of someone else” method.

The “june-bugging” method.

Tricks for pushing through executive dysfunction

The “do several things at once” method

The “accept your limits” methods

The “turn it into a game” method

The “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method

The “tricking your brain” method

The “untangling the spaghetti” method.

The “smaller steps” method

The “emergency cleaning” method

The “letting go of should” method.

The “my body is an animal I need to care about” method

The “fork theory” method

The “remove the barriers” method

The “half-ass things” method

Managing negative thinking:

Challenging cognitive distortions.

Finding alternative thoughts.

Challenging negative thoughts

How to get over past mistakes

Toxic positivity vs hope and validation

How to improve your self-esteem

Negative and positive cognitions

The “self neutrality” method

The “separate your negative qualities from your identity” method

Self talk to help end obsessions

Ten forms of twisted thinking + ten ways to untwist your thinking

Managing self care:

How to practice balanced self care.

Why hands-on hobbies are important

Ways to self-soothe

A list of mental illness workbooks 

Ways to start feeling again

How to get back on track after a breakdown

How to self-soothe and treat yourself

Types of healthy coping skills

The “parenting yourself” method

An interactive self care guide

The “don’t ignore your needs” method

Online self care

Making the most of therapy

Free worksheets for people who can’t access therapy

The “add good things to your life” method

Showering for spoonies

The “do what you can” method

The “it isn’t a waste of time just because it won’t cure you” method.

Self care cheat sheet

The “create something” method

Managing school:

Studying with anxiety and depression

Studying with mental illness

Coping with dissociation in school

Managing exam periods when you’re mentally ill

The “done is better than none” method

How to survive college

Managing urges to harm yourself:

What to do to when you’re suicidal

Questions to ask before giving up

Alternatives to self harm

Coping with suicidal thoughts

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Beau: I would let a raccoon do surgery on me. Have you seen their little hands?! Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant at the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

Fjord: You do realize where raccoons’ little hands have been, right?

Caleb: is that the *only* reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Beau: Oh come on! They’re so well known for washing their hands that they’re called “washing bears” in Germany! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been.

Caleb: You heard it here folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

Fjord, under his breath: where is the raccoon getting the heart?

Caduceus: don’t worry about it

[taken from this post: https://dantecito.tumblr.com/post/637270957948567552 so give them tumblr clout]

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Fjord: Fool me once, shame on you

Caduceus, generally pleased that Fjord is getting wiser: and?

Fjord: Fool me twice, that’s just fucked up. You know I’m dumb as hell, come on!

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Beau: There was this one time when I was training that my history professor walked into class and saw arcane symbols and equations on the board and yelled “oh what the fuck is this? get me an eraser before I pass out”

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Caduceus: It feels like the Wildmother is testing me

The rest of the M9: ?

Caduceus: And I did *not* study!!!

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Archivist Zeenoth: For the love of the Knowing Mistress, why haven’t you finished your research?

Beau: Because making me read is homophobic

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I don’t have any incorrect quotes at the moment, but I would like to promote my art of Keyleth to a bigger audience because I’m proud of it.

That’s all! Have a great day!

I just finished the first VM graphic novel, and the art style was really fun! so I got inspired and drew Keyleth, who clearly multiclassed into rogue because she stole my heart!!!

This is also a Keyleth themed blog now. I don’t make the rules

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Okay, so this happened?

I gotta be honest, I’m baffled but thrilled that y’all are enjoying my shitposts. I’m working on more, but still riding on that wave of honesty, I’m processing a bit more shit than I had anticipated right now.

So, yeah, thank you all so much for 601! I hope the content I post continues to make you smile or internally laugh and that you have a wonderful day. You really deserve it 💕

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Beau, coming back after shopping and finding out Yasha is gone: How do you lose a woman?!

Caduceus: You forget to cherish her

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Beau, side eyeing Frumpkin in the library after realizing all the responsibilities she now has: Oh to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I don’t understand

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there is a new official white house petition for breonna taylor!! please sign and reblog!!

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Essek, reflecting on the Mighty Nein while they’re gone: I can only imagine that these bodies, so perfectly molded for murder could use those muscles for a different purpose

Essek: namely cuddling me when I’m worried about all the murder they’re doing

Verin: ... I’m not thrilled about the murder part, but you have friends so that’s a good first step