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i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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Made a new poster! :)

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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

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Since it’s December I’m bringing this back.

I’m tired of the Kevin mecalistor slander. “Oh he’s a psychopath who tortured the burglars.”

FIRST OF ALL. Did NONE of you guys watch like the first half of the movie. It took him MULTIPLE days before he started planning the traps. I didn’t count exactly how many days but at least two passed before the traps were planted.

SECOND. He was literally being stalked by the bandits before they broke in. Hes eight how the fuck is he supposed to react to two grown men follow him in a van.

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I had an interesting night last night

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hey puki youre the same age as my brother. you know who else is the same age as my brother? my mothers fiance

Hey champ, do you possibly have something on your mind?

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

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you can take a quick pause from writing to fact-check something on the internet. but watch out

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So I finally bit the bullet and got on bluesky

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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heye every one.

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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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Ok I’m probably gonna be crucified for this but…

Home alone 3

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*