criss-croissant
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Your everyday humor blog with the occasional dose of fandoms  Ellie/19/Lesbian/ She/her pronouns
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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Hey yall
It's me, Ellie, the owner of this silly little comedy blog.
I really need your help, my parents control me even after I got kicked out (yes they did kick me out, it was because 'my mental health issues were too much for them' and so when I made a GoFundMe a while back my mother forced me to shut it down. This past year, almost exactly 1 year, I developed several serious medical problems over time. I have an anomaly in my brains connection with my nervous center so I get horrible pain for days.
Medication is the only thing I can use to help it, but I need even more money for essentials right now. I know, everyone has seen e-begging posts many scroll right past, but I'm asking, hoping that yall could contribute to this, I'm running in fumes of gas and I have to keep driving unfortunately. So please, share this, reblog, donate if you can, even 1 cent helps
My Venmo: @JellybeanDramaqueen
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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mark suffering because of ethan- an unus annus meme template compilation 
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the unus annus dynamic in a nutshell
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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*Unus Annus Fandom Crying all day yesterday*
Unus Annus fandom today:
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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you ever be reading a horror story and it starts talking about one of them "crazy mentally ills" and youre reminded that a lot people genuinely do see you as a shameful burden or some evil monster.
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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“u have 4 missing assignments” heres the thing. mentally i am little corn snake in a winters hat
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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Feeling highly ambiguous tonight
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the unus annus life insurance scheme, in memes
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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screenshots dont do this justice
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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Happy birthday Queen
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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I made it :-] enjoy
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet
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criss-croissant · 4 years ago
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so glad we’re bringing back 2012 tumblr, i missed logging on and within five minutes seeing +99 on the homepage and feeling like each refresh was a bat to the fucking skull
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we are in 2020 
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