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why does no one talk about the fact that Abbacchio’s action figure has FXCKIJNG PISS AS AN ACCESSORY

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we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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I wish there was a show like My Cat from Hell but with autistic people

Autism Parent™: My kind won’t stop throwing tantrums

Autistic Expert: Well A) those are meltdowns NOT tantrums B) they have no control over this and C) stop touching them without their consent and forcing them into overwhelming situations

Autism Parent ™: I just want my kid to say “I love you”

Autistic Expert: They have been telling you they love you by infodumping to you and spending time in the same room as you. You just refuse to listen.

Autism Parent ™: They behave so weird. I want them to stop.

Autistic Expert: Have you ever talked to an autistic adult to learn about what autistic body language looks like? Well stop expecting them to act neurotypical, they are not. Their behavior makes actually absolutely sense for an autistic person.

Feel free to add more examples :)

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Astrology Signs as Possums

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comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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I tried to edit Other Friends so it’s just the parts where Spinel is singing

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imagine showing this clip to someone who has no idea what an object show is

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My favorite anime films ♡

Not in order, except for ‘Howl’s moving castle’ & 'Kimi no na wa' 

 1.- Howl’s Moving Castle

2.- Your Name 

3.- Spirited away 

4.- The girl who leapt through time

5.- Perfect Blue

6.- Akira

7.- Ocean waves

8.- Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea

9.- Hal

10.- The wind rises

+1

Tokyo Godfathers

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you can’t tell me Tokoyami wouldn’t do this

also on a side note I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be cannibalism…pretty sure

based off this vine

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why’d i make this you ask? well the answer is yes

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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press start

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i only have time for these doodles in celebration for v day but!!! here they are!!! some quality nintendo ships!

bonus: best most self indulgent of them all

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late night at the office, funky jazz music and two very close friends

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