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Every time my roommate open mouth coughs loud as hell and doesn't cover it, I fantasize about getting diagnosed with a terminal illness and, because I am so handsome, the Make-A-Wish program makes an exception and lets me have a wish even though I'm 29, and I use my wish to have a horse fucking kick her in the head, and then it turns out that there was a mix-up at the hospital with my paperwork and I actually don't even have a terminal illness. They made a mistake. What they meant to say was I have a beautiful singing voice and a fat ass and a heart of gold.

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My friend is auditioning for BGT today lol

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Tippi Hedren

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Heeeeyyy, I slapped some in-game colors on the thing and then tried to filter the living shit out of them and it came out kinda groovy!

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Live on SNL, 11/02/2024.

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give it up for 90s british double act photography

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i think i will watch my little pony friendship is magic until my personality has been completely subsumed by by the colorful horses

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"Why can't you kiss boys? ... Ohhh, you didn't want to."

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the greatest will-they-won't-they in television sitcom history. i guess.

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one day I'll be living peacefully in a nice cozy apartment and nothing's gonna bother me

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The Gang (20 cm x 20 cm, oil on paper) a series of small paintings I made of the backs of the gang.

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possibly the most attractive he's ever looked....don't know what that says about me

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i live for these photos 🛐

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horrible men witnessing the horrors

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so i ended up making some motherland fanart myself since theres not a lot of it rn

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Art By - Albert Temple (Gene Catlow) - Found on VCL, posted 12/19/2001.