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Always funny that "kiss/eat my ass" gets used as an insult cuz I'm pretty sure a lot of y'all would pay me for the privilege

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relationships are always one (1) hypersexual and one (1) motherfucker who's only horny once in a blue moon

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I want you to shove a camera in my face while you violate me. Make me say hi to the camera, and answer questions like “who’s my little slut?” “whos cock are you taking?” “Who’s pussy is this?.”

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Even if you don’t show anyone, take nudes. You’re Fucking hot.

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sex that feels like a murder attempt

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Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

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Farmer picked out a nice sexy top for me, does it make my udders look big? Love that it shows off my belly too <3

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My Farmer decided to fill my tits with milk today ;3

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🐮Excited to see you

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pros of being a cow:

No one expects anything from you other than being docile

Everyone understanda that thinking is just too hard for cows

Sensitive nipples make getting milked orgasmic

All the cowprint clothes are the cutest things ever

Wearing a bell to reminds you of your place

Moooooo!!!

cons of being a cow:

my dumb cow brain is too dumb to think of anything bad about being a cow

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imagine someone puts a cowbell around your neck. you're not sure why, but every time you hear the *ding* of the bell, your breasts feel heavier, milkier, and your libido goes up. this all continues until you're vegging someone to breed and milk you <3

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I’ve been sick for what feel like forever 😩 did you miss me?

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When I'm stressed, I find myself wishing to be a docile dairy cow on a lovely little farm more and more. All my food would be spiked with horomones and supplements to increase the size of my udders and maximize my milk production. I'd get every hour of my day scheduled for me, but most of it would be scheduled for leisure. I'd be taken care of by a kind and caring farmer and the farm hands they hire, and never have to worry about being a person with stresses again.

Somedays I wish someone would just take me away and make my fantasies my new reality

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Two more pics of this human heifer body of mine for you to enjoy!