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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact) Characters: Childe (Genshin Impact), Zhongli (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Angst, Humor, this fic has it all, Miscommunication, Biting, Kissing, Choking, but only slightly - Freeform, one-sided enemies to friends to lovers, Because the other side thought they were lovers already, Top Zhongli, Badass Zhongli, Multiple Orgasms, Bottom Childe, Gloves, Glove Kink, Anal Sex, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crack Treated Seriously, Misunderstandings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Unreliable narrator? Summary:

With snow on top ;)))

Childe and Zhongli did the whole betrayal dance, except while Childe was torn between his feelings and his loyalties, Zhongli thought they were just doing a very complicated courtship ritual that accumulated in an all-out fight. And then they finally get to fuck, right? Right!

OR

shameless smut sandwiched between a funky plot, sprinkled with a surprise in the middle ;)

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Alas, we are here.

Day three! Take a breather or post a last hurrah, as long as it sparks joy :DD

Thank you for everyone (all 4 of us) who participated!! It’s been fun and its been great and its been incredibly cursed!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Jonghyuk Characters: Kim Dokja, Yoo Jonghyuk, Kim Dokja's Company Additional Tags: Marathon Sex, Self-Edging, Crack, Overstimulation, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, The real power of protagonist dick is to blue ball yourself for improbable amounts of time Summary:

It was supposed to be a normal day.

Sure, Kim Dokja’s standards as to what was a normal day had drastically deteriorated after the Star Stream came and decided to turn earth into a highly commercialised punching bag. In that, you could say that his grasp of normal was non-existent- the kind of thing that had been lost somewhere in between dying, and dying again, and oh look, more dying.

So yes, normal was a subjective term, and none are more unreliable at narrating than Kim Dokja, but this time he is being accurate. This time, it was supposed to be just a normal, regular ass day.

An ill thought out venture leads to a rather unfortunate curse being placed on Kim Dokja's company. The only way to break it? For Yoo Jonghyuk to nut inside Kim Dokja.

Fucking ensues.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: L/Yagami Light Characters: Yagami Light, L (Death Note) Additional Tags: I Can't Believe I Wrote This, Smut, Shower Sex, Yotsuba Arc (Death Note), Crack, Don't Examine This Too Closely Summary:

All Light wanted was to have a shower in peace

But this new development wasn't so bad

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Her Summon (Webcomic) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jinkyung/Assassin (Her Summon), Jinkyung/Secretive Plotter (Omniscient Reader) Characters: Jinkyung, Assassin (Her Summon), Secretive Plotter (Omniscient Reader) Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Creampie, Threesome - M/M/M, Spitroasting, PWP, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Curses, UwU curse, uwu porn, Blow Jobs, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Crossover, Crack Relationships, Cringe Sex, Crossover Pairings Summary:

Chuunibyou twink finds himself under a strange sex curse... wait, is it technically a sex curse if you don’t have to fuck?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Jonghyuk Characters: Kim Dokja, Yoo Jonghyuk, Han Sooyoung Additional Tags: POV First Person, Crack Treated Seriously, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, God! Yoo Jonghyuk Summary:

Yoo Jonghyuk: Real Clothes: Off Dick: Hard I am forcibly removed from the dreamscape

Or: Kim Dokja is in love with a God who only exists in a story. Fortunately for him, this love is requited, and it is requited with extra orgasms.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Sung Jin-Woo Additional Tags: Tentacles, PWP, Dubious Consent, Tentacle Sex, Anal Sex, uwu porn, Crack Treated Seriously, does this count as Fuck or Die, Multiple Orgasms, Marathon Sex, Sex Pollen/Fog Summary:

Tting!

[Wawning: yew have entewed the GWEAT XXX DUNGEON]

[Quest Diwecshuns: Suwvive 168 houws inshide the dungeon]

OR

A tentacle fic, except the entire thing is written in UwU

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UwU

OwO

It’sh Tiwme Tuwu Pawtyy~

Shawe yeww shmutty stowies pwease? U//w//U

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Post your glorious creation in this collection!!

THE WEEKEND IS UPON US!

I know a shit ton of things are happening literally just yesterday or something but I hope y’all are doing fine! What better way to commemorate these turbulent times than to read/write/share something so beautiful as ye olde smut writing

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THE WEEKEND IS UPON US!

I know a shit ton of things are happening literally just yesterday or something but I hope y’all are doing fine! What better way to commemorate these turbulent times than to read/write/share something so beautiful as ye olde smut writing

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[Image ID: A mustard yellow banner with the words ‘Cringe Lemon Weekend’ on it, written in glowing neon pink. Underneath in black text it says ‘A three day writing challenge (November six, seven, eight). Under that, in various font styles and colors are ‘Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation, Day 2 - UWU Porn, Day 3 - Do Your Worst.’ In the upper right corner, ‘You’re Invited!’ is scribbled in looping pink marker pen. End ID]

It’s 4 am on what used to be a Monday night, and things just happen. Now you and your buddies have dared each other to write smut in very specific writing styles. You made a whole event out of it! You call it

Cringe Lemon Weekend

ANYONE CAN JOIN! ANY FANDOM WELCOME!

It doesn’t matter what you write as long as it’s both smutty and also adhering to one of the styles specified!

DETAILS DOWN HERE:

[Image ID: Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation; Write like you’re in ye olden times and have never known what standardized spelling is. What aund wat aind hwath are all the same, and they’re all sexy~.

Day 2 - UWU Porn; UwU You know what this is. Go On, downwoad the uwu extension and go wwite some vewy sexy pown~.

Day 3 - Do Your Worst; FREE DAY. Cleanse your soul from the horrors of the past or break past your limits! Write to your heart’s content. End ID]

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[Image ID: A mustard yellow banner with the words ‘Cringe Lemon Weekend’ on it, written in glowing neon pink. Underneath in black text it says ‘A three day writing challenge (November six, seven, eight). Under that, in various font styles and colors are ‘Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation, Day 2 - UWU Porn, Day 3 - Do Your Worst.’ In the upper right corner, ‘You’re Invited!’ is scribbled in looping pink marker pen. End ID]

It’s 4 am on what used to be a Monday night, and things just happen. Now you and your buddies have dared each other to write smut in very specific writing styles. You made a whole event out of it! You call it

Cringe Lemon Weekend

ANYONE CAN JOIN! ANY FANDOM WELCOME!

It doesn’t matter what you write as long as it’s both smutty and also adhering to one of the styles specified!

DETAILS DOWN HERE:

[Image ID: Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation; Write like you’re in ye olden times and have never known what standardized spelling is. What aund wat aind hwath are all the same, and they’re all sexy~.

Day 2 - UWU Porn; UwU You know what this is. Go On, downwoad the uwu extension and go wwite some vewy sexy pown~.

Day 3 - Do Your Worst; FREE DAY. Cleanse your soul from the horrors of the past or break past your limits! Write to your heart’s content. End ID]

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PSYCHE!! The FAQ is now available here.

I don’t actually know what questions people would want to ask about this

and I don’t know if I’ll have the answers

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I don’t actually know what questions people would want to ask about this

and I don’t know if I’ll have the answers

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[Image ID: A mustard yellow banner with the words ‘Cringe Lemon Weekend’ on it, written in glowing neon pink. Underneath in black text it says ‘A three day writing challenge (November six, seven, eight). Under that, in various font styles and colors are ‘Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation, Day 2 - UWU Porn, Day 3 - Do Your Worst.’ In the upper right corner, ‘You’re Invited!’ is scribbled in looping pink marker pen. End ID]

It’s 4 am on what used to be a Monday night, and things just happen. Now you and your buddies have dared each other to write smut in very specific writing styles. You made a whole event out of it! You call it

Cringe Lemon Weekend

ANYONE CAN JOIN! ANY FANDOM WELCOME!

It doesn’t matter what you write as long as it’s both smutty and also adhering to one of the styles specified!

DETAILS DOWN HERE:

[Image ID: Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation; Write like you’re in ye olden times and have never known what standardized spelling is. What aund wat aind hwath are all the same, and they’re all sexy~.

Day 2 - UWU Porn; UwU You know what this is. Go On, downwoad the uwu extension and go wwite some vewy sexy pown~.

Day 3 - Do Your Worst; FREE DAY. Cleanse your soul from the horrors of the past or break past your limits! Write to your heart’s content. End ID]

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[Image ID: A mustard yellow banner with the words ‘Cringe Lemon Weekend’ on it, written in glowing neon pink. Underneath in black text it says ‘A three day writing challenge (November six, seven, eight). Under that, in various font styles and colors are ‘Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation, Day 2 - UWU Porn, Day 3 - Do Your Worst.’ In the upper right corner, ‘You’re Invited!’ is scribbled in looping pink marker pen. End ID]

It’s 4 am on what used to be a Monday night, and things just happen. Now you and your buddies have dared each other to write smut in very specific writing styles. You made a whole event out of it! You call it

Cringe Lemon Weekend

ANYONE CAN JOIN! ANY FANDOM WELCOME!

It doesn’t matter what you write as long as it’s both smutty and also adhering to one of the styles specified!

DETAILS DOWN HERE:

[Image ID: Day 1 - Ye Olde Fournickation; Write like you’re in ye olden times and have never known what standardized spelling is. What aund wat aind hwath are all the same, and they’re all sexy~.

Day 2 - UWU Porn; UwU You know what this is. Go On, downwoad the uwu extension and go wwite some vewy sexy pown~.

Day 3 - Do Your Worst; FREE DAY. Cleanse your soul from the horrors of the past or break past your limits! Write to your heart’s content. End ID]