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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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Genuinely I think one of the best things you can do to build characters in your story is give them a kink. You do not have to put that kink in the story. You do not have to tell anyone but yourself. But thinking about their wants and needs and what would bring them comfort or desire, about whether they crave power or crave a situation where they're blessedly free from any power, about which taboo they might kind of want to cross, is really useful for getting inside their head. Also "what situation would make my character stupid horny enough to make a terrible mistake?" is a good plotting device. "It's a plot hole that they made that dumb decision" no they were just whistling like a lustful kettle and forgot to turn their brain on.
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"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio
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my personal redesigns / headcanons for the mane 6!!!
sorted in height order ✬
tidbids; Twilight had some leftover heritage batpony genes, which became present after becoming an alicorn, she also got a lot taller (before she was about dash's height), rainbow power and holding the princess' magic gave her the yellow streaks and glowy ends Rarity is part crystal pony, so she has a crystal horn- allowing for very precise magic. Fluttershy has lingering traits of her time as a vampire bat AJ has several scars from working on the farm Rainbow has some stunt-injuries, and one lightning-strike scar. Her rainbow colours are super rare, so she likes to show them off. Pinkie is a miniature pony, dinky little thing. 90% of her jewellery is edible.
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saw a post about them being friends and havent been normal since
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Listened to a creepypasta that took place here in Northern Oregon and I knew the writer wasn't actually from here the moment the narrator was disturbed by the "unnatural silence and stillness" of the forest.
I hike all the time and the forests are just like that. You don't often hear birds and crickets and things most of the year, let alone larger animals. It's jarring compared to the Eastern forests I grew up with where you could always hear something singing or buzzing. The woods out here are like a crypt.
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Hey is it common knowledge that "goblin sharks" are only called that because Japan named them "tengu sharks" (tenguzame) or is that more obscure knowledge? For decades anything to do with Japanese yokai just got translated as "goblins" or "demons" (sometimes still is of course)
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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this ai image from reddit is unfortunately one of the funniest things ive seen this year so far
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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