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"Think of something that makes you happy"
I thought about my little brother~
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You know what Stranger Things character I want to know more about? that science teacher guy. His life is basically just “every once in a while some kids and their parents will call me up with weirdly specific questions and then a few days later one or more buildings are destroyed”. Like cmon. The guys gotta have a few theories by now.
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If you mention you don’t get along with your father to people, they usually understand because we live in a culture where fathers are seen as emotionally or physically distant but if you mention you don’t get along with your mother they immediately assume it’s your fault and you’re just too hard on her. Not all mothers know best, giving birth to a child is a bodily function and not a magical source of spiritual enlightenment. Don’t naturally assume every mother is as kind and dedicated as your own.
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this is so funny because tony literally has never had any children in the comics ahjgkdlsfaafs
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Time Link is best Link.
PSD Available: https://www.patreon.com/posts/5417185
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I just had a realization.
Vegeta knows what “clown” means.
Saiyans had clowns.
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Guess who is now in charge of “meme Mondays” for my job’s social media?
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news report: survey says
me: what was the sample size? the distribution? the demographic??? this is meaningless. you could have asks two people in line at starbucks
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Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter
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in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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