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Allie | 27 | She/her | CM Side blog for @istandtobebrave Emily Prentiss Owns My Soul
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criminalshminds · 9 days ago
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emily: look at you being all romantic with drawings and candles
unsub: i’m literally sacrificing you
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criminalshminds · 9 days ago
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emily: *laying face down on the bed*
JJ: em?
JJ: move if you’re alive..
emily: *sadly does the worm*
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criminalshminds · 9 days ago
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criminalshminds · 11 days ago
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*texting*
emily: do you have peacock
derek: the bird?
derek: i mean, i can get one
emily: THE STREAMING PLATFORM???
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criminalshminds · 11 days ago
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Hotch: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her you'll kill me?
Rossi: No. If you hurt Emily, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself.
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criminalshminds · 12 days ago
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😶
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criminalshminds · 12 days ago
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idk I'm just thinking about what a flipping epic duo grey haired Emily Prentiss and bearded Aaron Hotchner would be 😩
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#grey haired hotchniss #hotchniss #love them #miss them #canon #real #they are in love #let me be delulu #i can only hope
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criminalshminds · 12 days ago
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there are quite a few hotchniss episodes that prove my theory of them being soulmates but my favorite will always be 3x02 because that’s the one episode where everything Shifted between them: emily preferred to literally resign from her dream job rather than become strauss’ birdie and snitch on hotch (this despite hotch being a bit awful to her since her joining the team) and hotch 1. realized he had always been wrong about this little smartass charming brat, 2. had the worst fight with his wife, 3. right after, went straight to emily’s to convince her to join him for one more case, 4. said ‘I WANT YOU ON THAT PLANE WITH ME’ to emily, 5. most likely flew commercial with her bouncing off ideas re the case and strauss’ trashy strategy to get rid of both of them, 6. defended her and her idea to get into david smith’s house and 7. swore that her return to the bau would stay official even if his wouldn’t be. AND THEN, we see parallel shots of them at their respective house/apartment looking off into the distance, satisfied about being back but sad about their ill perceived loneliness.
in this other essay i will-
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criminalshminds · 12 days ago
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Quotes that reminded me of hotchniss
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criminalshminds · 13 days ago
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Hotch: please tell me you didn't drag Derek into this.
Emily: I did not drag Derek into this.
*aggressive banging on their door*
Hotch, sighing: who's that...?
Emily: I think you know :)
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criminalshminds · 13 days ago
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hotchniss in 3.05
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criminalshminds · 13 days ago
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Criminal Minds | 6.18 Lauren
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criminalshminds · 13 days ago
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Criminal Minds (2005-) | Aaron Hotchner | 4x03
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criminalshminds · 14 days ago
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hotch + growing somber as he realizes emily is leaving
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criminalshminds · 14 days ago
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2x14 | 13x14
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criminalshminds · 15 days ago
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The BAU’s Hear Me Outs
Hotch: Haley (he doesn’t understand the game)
Morgan: the word ‘musk’
Prentiss: Thing from the Addams Family
JJ: a full, uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep
Rossi: al dente cavatappi pasta,
Reid: the oxford comma
Garcia: LED fiber optic lamps
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