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FICS WILL BE BACK SOON

prob will get back to writing like wednesday it was/ is project week at my uni

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oh how the turns have tables

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my god this episode was phenomenal

⏳TONIGHT! ⏳

An episode of Game Changer over a year in the making - "One Year Later"

Premieres at 7pm ET / 4pm PT, only on Dropout

Starring host Sam Reich and contestants Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, and Lou Wilson

You have never seen anything like this

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the spambots NEED to stop anonymously asking people to donate to their gofundme. its a LOT. i get probably at least three a day and im relatively small and niche on here. i want to receive requests for writing not spam.

anyways ill be working on anytime, always and a hotch fic asap

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everyone please give a warm welcome to NEW SET

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Cat Toys & Blanket Covered Boys

•Plot - In which you and Spencer enjoy a day off together, glad to be able to be together instead of in secret, when Penelope stops by to deliver a present for your cat and sees a sight she’d rather not.

•Warnings - Suggestive content, mentions of sex, but ultimately pretty fluffy (as usual for me)

•Word Count - 537

•A/N - please send requests lol

It had been a really good day off. You’d think working with your boyfriend every day would make you want some time apart. Yet, in reality when it came to Spencer, you just wanted time between the two of you where you could be a couple. Where you could be intimate in any way you desired. From hand holding during suspenseful scenes in movies, to random moments where you two just decide to jump each other’s bones.

Which is what happened today. You were watching something on Hulu with Spencer by your side and your cat on the edge of the couch. He had gotten quite fond of your partner. By the time the movie ended and credits began to roll in, you noticed your cat had gone off to another room and it was just you and Spencer and my god did he look good.

It was relatively short compared to your usual sessions, but enjoyable nonetheless. You probably would’ve continued on if the two of you weren’t so exhausted from working that week. You were too tired to even get dressed again, deciding that a shared blanket was good enough.

That was when a knock rang through the door, followed by another, and another. Spencer looked to you and you shrugged.

“Probably a delivery, I’ll get it.” You slipped on your shirt from the floor and followed it with Spencer’s boxers. They were basically like shorts on you. You turned to Spencer, smiling, then went to the door.

“Y/N!” Penelope chirped and took a step in from the doorway. “I saw this in the pet store window and needed to get it for my little kitty godson.”

“Awh, thank you. I’m sure he’ll love it.” You smiled gratefully.

“Where is he? I wanna see his reaction.” She started jingling the cute little squid toy and entering the apartment.

“Hey..” You tried to stop her, but it was too late.

It was complete silence other than the final jingle of the toy as it hit the floor. Penelope was slack jawed and staring directly at Spencer, who was trying to cover as much as he could with the throw blanket as he awkwardly sat up on the couch.

“What? How? What?” She was stuttering. You knew it was bad when you left Penelope speechless. You walked over to stand between the two of them.

“Now’s not a great time.”

“I can see that.” Her expression went from shock to a twisted smile as she looked from you to him and from him to you.

“Please don’t say anything.” Spencer finally spoke, blushing like a schoolgirl.

“I wouldn’t even know where to start.”

She excused herself, but before she left your cat walked up to the toy and began playing with it, breaking the awkwardness. You chuckled at the sight.

“I’m so glad you like it!” She said to him, trying to ignore the sight of the essentially naked Dr. Reid on your couch.

“We’ll have to schedule a playdate with Sergio again. He misses his buddy.” You said as you ushered her out.

When the door closed, you sat against it, defeated.

“What the fuck?” You laughed and looked towards Spencer who smiled, laughing along.

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fucking LOL

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Official: Tom Hiddleston as Loki Laufeyson will be in the next AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY!

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dont get me wrong i love criminal minds BUT their portrayal of mental illness is horrifically bad

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why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

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i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

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mm mm yummy

s 12 e 15 thoughts lol (13+14 in last post)

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god fucking dammit. guess i might have to watch another episode ‘live-tumblring’ (is that this sites equivalent to live-tweeting???)

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🎉 GAME CHANGER SEASON 7🎉

📅 Premieres April 7th on @dropoutdottv

🎶 Some things never change...

10 episodes. No Game Samers.

The only way to begin is by beginning, so on April 7th - let's begin.

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#1 Dad - Spencer Reid X Reader

•Plot - In which you decide to tell Spencer your good news during a holiday gift exchange with the team.

•Warnings - Just a purely fluff drabble

•Word Count - 419

“Secret Santas, the time is here!” Penelope floated through the conference room, dressed as an ever so chic Mrs. Claus in pink and glitter. She walked around the table handing everyone a candy cane.

“Now, we’ll see who actually likes us.” Derek joked. He wouldn’t admit to it in front of everyone, but he loves moments like this with the team.

“Alright, who’s got me?” Emily asked, already impatient.

The team took turns revealing who had gotten whose name from the hat as they exchanged gifts. JJ had Emily and Emily had Derek. Derek had Penelope, who had Rossi. Rossi had Hotch, who in turn had JJ. The price range was under $25, which a few (Penelope and Rossi) went over, but most were glad to not overdo it with panache.

“You’re kidding me.” Derek chuckled when it became clear to everyone that you and Spencer had each other.

“Did you bribe Penelope, Y/N?” Emily joked.

“Absolutely not! I take my duties very seriously, it was pure luck.” Penelope chimed in.

“You go first, love.” Spencer handed you a badly wrapped box.

“Genius can’t figure out how to wrap a gift?” Derek mumbled a little too loud, making Emily and Rossi laugh lightly before being shushed by Garcia.

You took the gift from Spencer, unwrapping it to reveal a poster of your favorite movie.

“It’s for our poster wall, I noticed you were missing it.” He smiled. He knew you so well.

“Thank you, Spence.” You leaned over and kissed him on cheek. “I love it.”

You reached below the table to pick up Spencer’s gift, it was a small box for a small gift, but you knew the impact it would have.

“Thank you.” He said as you handed him the gift. He unwrapped it and opened the box, pulling a mug out of it.

It read ‘#1 Dad’.

“Y/N.” He said, looking at you. He set the mug down and grabbed your hands with his own.

“I’m pregnant.” You smiled, relieved to finally share the news. Especially with your family, the team here.

“Oh! My! God!” Penelope was shrieking, practically jumping with excitement.

The group spouted off congratulations, but you were focused on Spencer as a tear fell from his eye. He had barely moved, frozen with shock.

“You okay?” You whispered. He pulled you to up onto your feet as he stood, enveloping you into the tightest hug you think he’s ever given you.

“Never been better.” He kissed the top of your head.

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^ what they said

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