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Black Friday in the 90's: 70% off. Lines around the building. Camping outside the night before. Sold out in seconds. Someone may literally get trampled. people actually did die.

Black Friday now: 20% off something that was marked up a week before. maybe someone gets a hangnail.

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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First Snowfall 1 (2005)

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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looking arounds

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Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.

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there's a weird misconception amongst some people that the problem with our society is that it's hedonistic and materialist. it's the opposite... nobody is having any fun and almost nobody owns anything

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The most unrealistic part of Kevin can fuck himself is a man from Worcester having that much whimsy for life

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I was watching Kevin Can F**k Himself when I noticed the newspaper headline this is incredible detail work

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what's so cool about "kevin can fuck himself" is the way it forces you to reframe what are otherwise painted as harmless sitcom antics. it makes you really think about it.

for example, the sarcastic asides typical of a sitcom are actually cruel and abusive when rooted in reality. while you're watching the scene, set up in saturated colors and a laugh track, you have to force yourself not to slip into the banter.

it's a depiction of how abusers manipulate perceptions and get everyone else to go along with it. how it's normalized as "harmless" and laughed away.

it's a really good show.

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this idea came to me and it was too funny to resist

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Hetty Woodstone you will always be famous

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believe it or not this is connected to the exterminator story