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Guillermo del toro phantom of the opera remake would fuck so severely

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antique.alchemist : instagram

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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

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when playing animal crossing new horizons I thought chip’s character was awful because I couldn’t suspend my disbelief at the concept of a fish influencer with hundreds of thousands of fans who just… watch streams of people fishing and look at pictures of fish

anyway today I tried to explain that I was taking pictures “for the blog” to the barista as I tried and failed to covertly snap a pic of the hot water warning on their machinery

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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I've been working on some doglet desk organizers :-)

The first batch is for sale on my etsy!

(https://www.etsy.com/shop/LimulidLaboratories)

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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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idk who needs to hear this today but you don't have to marry a man if you don't want to

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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chronically onlineposting