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mike’s hard past couple of months

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Absolute masterpiece

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You know what no fuck this no I looked it up and dictionary dot com says it's pronounced da VINCH ee and NOT "da vinky" so be careful guys, we are in full misinformation mode right now leading up to the election and you CANT take what you see at face value

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whatever. i've taken my miserable little vitamins and supplements and brushed my miserable little teeths. now i will lay in my miserable little bed and have a miserable little sleep for 10-12 miserable little hours. god damn it.

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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

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men will call themselves gamers when they're not even willing to kiss other men on the lips. what gives

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you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

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You know before the pandemic I didn’t believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.