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"Call/write in to your senators" is USAmerican speak for "pray to God"
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only
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sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks
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