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Red Coat Series: Grace Jones & Jessica Lange Antonio Lopez (1974)
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A cartoon by Jason Adam Katzenstein. Take a look at more cartoons from the magazine this week.
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The Cult approves... Even of the decorative useless male child...
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The Cult says "It was a messy killing!"
a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him
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We are inconsolable...
Remembering Joan Rivers, in today’s daily cartoon.
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"Life is a movie and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending."
Joan Rivers, speaking in 1995. (via newyorker)
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The definition of nororious hero, and the first actress honored on the Cult's Walk of Infamy, Françesca Fiore!
genius.
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From Ernst Lubitsch’s Trouble in Paradise (1932).
The Cult's Favourite RomCom... "That's the trouble with mothers, first you get to like them, and then they die..."
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Dear Sara: I graduated from Yale this year with a degree in the liberal arts. I got mostly A’s during my time at Yale, and a Yale “A” is no joke … I’m sitting at work and once again they’ve told me to make coffee. All I do all day is make coffee. I am so damn sick of making coffee. And stapling things together. And doing stupid grunt work. I’m not trying to be a snob, but I’m better than this. If I had wanted to learn how to make coffee, I would’ve applied at Starbucks.
In which I tell a girl she sounds like an entitled piece of shit. (via sarabenincasa)
How many ways can this response be loved? As many pairs of off-sided purple Nikes you can find at a cultist convention, that's how many... A+++++
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The explosion was the stuff of Magic- and was heard six blocks away... Sadly, one Cultist on a girls' night out still suffers tinnitus...
Chicken Lady meets Rooster Boy
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Daria and Jane... So much to learn from...
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While the Cult is largely female inspired, these "kids" are particular favourites- perhaps their penchant for cross-dressing appeals to our own shroud and caftan compulsions...
You’re not Fat!
Well, then hold me!
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The cult is sad today... Our center square shall remained dimmed...
TMZ: Ann B. Davis of ‘The Brady Bunch’ dies at 88
Actress Ann B. Davis, who played Alice on “The Brady Bunch,” died, the couple she lived with told TMZ.Davis was 88 years old.
Photo: IMDB.com via TMZ.com
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The Borowitz Report: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs Want Congress to Get to Bottom of This Benghazi Thing First
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of unemployed Americans who have fruitlessly been looking for work for months are determined that Congress get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi, a new poll indicates.
Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/1npWTiv
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