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"There’s no such thing as a adventure without cuts and bruises, demons to face, and best of all, a story to tell!"

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NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers ~! ^^

Oooooh!1. I'm a pretty accurate fortune teller!2. I'm very good at watching over children! 3. I'm not scared of anything anymore!4. I'm actually bilingual, and I'm very fluent in both Cantonese and English! 5. I'm super smart?

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"Yeah, I'm also a pure entity, so I would've just drove it out!" Crescenda frowned, not liking her attitude towards this.

"There’s a fine line between stupidity and courage…"

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Cres huffed and crossed her arms. "Zel, I was 'this'..." She used her thumb and second finger to show the progress of her summoning. "Close to getting there!"

"There’s a fine line between stupidity and courage…"

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I'm sorry if I don't pronouce a word right? Cause I speak Cantonese 24/7? So if I pronouce a english word wrong it doesn't give you a right to correct me when your english accent makes a word sound like you're saying shit?

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Sometimes I wonder what the hell I wanna be when I grow up. I wanna become a famous director. But then I realize I’m a 43 year old man who works in a cubicle and sells things. Is it too late? Probably. Then you ask a 5-year-old the same question. They’re gonna dream big, like I did. They probably won’t get their damn dream. That’s how messed up society is.

My drunk uncle talking to me about our time (via zeldalullaby)

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No... Some other song... It's annoying tho, you know?

You know what really annoys me? People who like the same exact song, but instead say the english version better, and it’s literally the same exact thing but in a different language.

It’s with other songs too…

To be honest, the lyrics are changed in English to fit the tune, and often times the…

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You know what really annoys me? People who like the same exact song, but instead say the english version better, and it's literally the same exact thing but in a different language. It's with other songs too... To be honest, the lyrics are changed in English to fit the tune, and often times the translation gets messed up or has lesser meaning. Literally a original song with no love meaning whatsoever, with a deep message about getting corrupted in the world, with one mention of love, gets turns into a happy love song about boys. It just irks me so much, because it's not the song, you know? It's just the same tune...

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Hello. My name is rather femine-sounding, so I would prefer if you called me Zel or Z. I do not have a sister, my mother’s name was Natalie, and my father’s was Darwin. No, I do not have a counter part. Yes, I have been male my whole life.

Why are you insisting I’m female? Well if I put down my hair I do look like a cute girl, don’t I?

Please stop asking these stupid questions. (Unless you’re a girl, in that case, ask away~) I’ve been looking for a bride, by the way, if you’re interested. *Hands out rose and bows*

Certainly nice meeting you all, please do come to me more often.

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It works, doesn't it? Teehee!~

I declare a threesome between Link Zelda and Vaati!~

NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.CARBON DIOXIDE.STOP IT NOW.I KNOW IT’S YOU.

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Teehee!~

I declare a threesome between Link Zelda and Vaati!~

NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.CARBON DIOXIDE.STOP IT NOW.I KNOW IT’S YOU.

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What have the Americans done this time.

(aW MAN THESE CAPPUCCINO LAYS CHIPS TASTE DISGUSTING- WHAT THE HECK- Zelda: *CRY*-)

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(COME IN ZEL YOU CAN DO IT! I HAVE THEN PEN HERE SEE?

Zelda: But I don’t wanna be a sailor scout!

SAY IT.

Zelda: NO.

I WILL FIND P-

Zelda: O-Okay, okay! M-Moon Prism Power!

SEE THAT WASNT TOO HARD NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SAILOR MOON.

Zelda: T-This is way too short-

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Someone is having fun with their new computer!~

(nO MORE HORROR GAMES NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE RPG MAKER HORROR GAMES NO MORE MAD FATHER NO MORE IB NO MORE MERMAID SWAMP NO MORE MISAO NO NO NO

Zelda: *shaking in the corner*)

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(OKIE HERE WE GO- I played River Flows in You by Yiruma- AND I]THE REASON WHY IT’S CUT OFF AT THE END IS BECAUSE I JUST GAVE UP AND STARTED BANGING ON THE KEYS- AND I MADE MISTAKES IM SORRY-

Zelda: It’s a pretty tune though…)

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