crellanstein
Ramblings of a Mad Fan
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Essays & Fanfics I write when putting off the things I really should be doing:)
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crellanstein · 7 hours ago
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UuuggGGGHHHHHH!!! I already voted!!
Can you people leave me ALONE NOW?!?!!!!
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crellanstein · 1 day ago
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Lol, I love that Evan sees pissberg now as basically a drive-thru reincarnation/revivify center.
He’s like, “Oh no, Fergus is dead…. Ah well we can pick up a new one on our way home, nbd.”
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crellanstein · 1 day ago
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You know?
I fucking LOVE IT when an all-knowing being of imeasurable wisdom & intellect is also a cheeky lil fucker!
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crellanstein · 1 day ago
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It's weird that a lot of fantasy literature give female characters a bow and arrow.
I imagine it's because they think that a ranged weapon would be an equalizer for women because they have a general disadvantage in upper-body strength. But a bow and arrow is actually the weapon which is the most determined by upper body strength.
The stronger your arms, the more energy you can give your arrow, the farther it flies and the harder it hits.
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crellanstein · 2 days ago
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Hercules is the most visually creative of the Disney Reneissance films. If not any Disney film ever.
The three Fates sharing an eye.
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Hades’ flaming hair. 
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The various designs of the mythological monsters and titans.
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The diverse faces and body types of all the minor characters.
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It’s a very visually engaging movie.
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crellanstein · 2 days ago
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She’s no man D:
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crellanstein · 2 days ago
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The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives
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crellanstein · 3 days ago
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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crellanstein · 3 days ago
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crellanstein · 4 days ago
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I don’t know much…
…but one thing I do know:
Is that if Waxillium ‘Dawnshot’ Ladrian & Kaladin Stormblessed were to ever meet… they’d get along instantly.
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crellanstein · 5 days ago
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crellanstein · 5 days ago
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crellanstein · 5 days ago
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No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website
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crellanstein · 5 days ago
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crellanstein · 9 days ago
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Laughing at the mental image if 3 separate Satans having to share an office in hell, that is just brimming with liturgical paperwork of various languanges and formats.
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it’s the perfect language for Lawful Evil™️ activities. obviously.
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crellanstein · 9 days ago
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