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Buddies :) you can just pick him up when he’s angry and he will calm down eventually, you can trust him!

Aw fuck, you can’t

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Brenna do this

My personal Aguefort headcanon is that the cheerleaders are just this insane elite squadron of monks, rogues, bards, and sorcerers who do pep rallies that involve sabotaging rival teams and doing a public battle against the rival team's mascot. Cheerleader training is an actual boot camp where they all learn the best way to kill someone in one hit, whether with crazy dex-based fighting or full charismatic spellcasting. Having a cheerleader in your adventuring party is a bonus, not because of popularity points, but because she is almost universally guaranteed to be a complete beast in combat. The vast majority of Society of Shadows members from Aguefort were once cheerleaders.

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God I hope not!

axehound body spray. is this anything

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most people: haha the time quangle alternate universe where mary ann is a bad kid is so fun!

me: what did she do to get detention on the first day of school. who has the sentient van that’s the most reliable form of transportation. how did fabian survive the nightmare forest. is ragh still homophobic. brennan can you hear me i’m outside your door.

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

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Canon in my eyes

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This scene has always killed me because this bitch just fully killed a man and scared Silco shitless. And she's just.....

Like... she's thinking about what's she wants for lunch.

LIKE LOOK AT HIM! THIS PSYCHO NEARLY PISSED HIMSELF AND SHE'S JUST CHILLIN!

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this should have been me

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Ronald Reagan basically campaigned on being the first POTUS to hire a woman to the Supreme Court.

It helped him appease college educated white women voters who were angry about him being against the ERA.

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the little title card changing to say executive producer...literally no one is doing it like dropout

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So my best friend has told me she has no interest in reading the Stormlight Archive, but she will gladly watch me put on jank powerpoint presentations where I explain the whole series to her. In honor of finishing Oathbringer, here are some highlights from my first three presentations:

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Reblog for Lake Secrets!

NO WAY

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NO WAY