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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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staying up til 4 AM doesnt hurt in the moment but it does in the longrun meanwhile waking up at 4 AM hurts in the momentbut less in the long run. additionally staying up til 4 AM feels like an extension of the day but suddenly things get A Little Weird whereas waking up at 4 AM feels like entering an alternate dimension briefly and then slowly re-entering normality as the sun rises. hope this helps
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red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!
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2023:
DO YOU LIKE BEING A DEMOGRAPHIC? SOMETHING SOMEONE CAN USE FOR EVIL, DO YOU LIKE THAT? FUCK NO YOU DON’T. OCCASIONALLY SOME MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA TRY TO USE YOU FOR THEIR DOOMSDAY DEVICE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAY TO THEM? YOU SAY YOU. CANNOT. DESTROY. ME.
IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION: SAY "FUCK YOU!"
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The union busting firms are scared
#how would this work for foh employees though#like i don't have an hourly wage that isn't sucked up by taxes every paycheck?? do i pay out through my tips?#how would breaks work if I'm slammed
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every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels
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in 2021 it will be possible for tboys to get tgirls pregnant
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aries rising: resting dont mess with this face
taurus rising: resting kiss me face
gemini rising: an ever changing and endless animation of faces
cancer rising: resting reminiscing face
leo rising: resting lit face
virgo rising: resting “u worry me” face
libra rising: resting wish making face
scorpio rising: resting witch face
sagittarius rising: restless are we there yet face
capricorn rising: resting unimpressed face
aquarius rising: resting glitch/tripped out face
pisces rising: resting i need rest face
Cherry
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definitely the worst/funniest eye contact experience I ever had was about nine years ago, on a roof in a foreign country, too drunk to stand up and trapped in the company of a guy I’d fought in the street earlier that day
I was convinced he was going to instigate a rematch that I was too compromised to win, but also I was very unwell and unafraid to die, so I gave him a piece of my mind and rattled off a detailed list of everything I’d ever thought was wrong with him.
he didn’t reply—just stared me down, wordless, expressionless, cold unblinking eyes in the darkness.
a thought surfaced from the depths of my brain, washing ashore like a globster: this is exactly like wolves. this is a dominance display. a challenge. hold his gaze; do not break eye contact. keep your eyes open and relaxed to show that you are not concerned with his threat… too wide will show fear and submission, too narrow will suggest violence.
I held his gaze.
he moved forward, stalking towards me across the roof.
just like wolves, I thought.
he approached slowly, like he was moving underwater, or through a dream.
this is literally exactly like wolves, I thought.
he came closer.
wolves, my brain insisted.
closer still.
you’re handling this properly for sure.
uncomfortably close.
only when the tip of his nose was physically pressed against mine like fucking Marty McFly and his school principal did my brain finally admit that maybe, just maybe, this was NOT like wolves, and that maybe half-remembered dubious information I’d read in a kind of racist book about wolves once when I was nine years old was not applicable to my current situation.
then his lips pressed against mine and I realized that there are, in fact, other reasons adults make prolonged eye contact that really have nothing to do with wolf dominance displays.
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