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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
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Amazing that we have so much in common with the different creatures of the earth
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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
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what if we had really bad stupid sex 😳🤢😳😳
what if we had really bad stupid sex and it wss horrible and we died. i love that we can share these thoughts together
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Oh! The newest and last episode of invincible is out! I wonder what’s going to happen-

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I wanted to jsut sketch Sinister Mark but I got lost in the sauce, a bloody mess he be, oh to be the meat and bloody between his teeth, that’s a fun little thought
God imagine he looks at you like that, be still my beating heart before it gets eaten by him, the truest form of love to be consumed and digested, thus you’ll never truly be apart
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Funny Headcanon: Theres a universe where the Viltrum Empire are pretty chill but are just public nuisances. As in Viltrumites just cause minor inconveniences to everyone.
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