credit-song

[credit-song]

“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” is such a beautiful, profound, and real quote that you’d think it came from 1970s spirk fanfiction but it was actually written by Jane Austen

[credit-song]

if you can and want to, go to college when you’re 30. move out at 40. learn to drive at 50. life is short but it is also so long. it’s not too late to do new things.

[credit-song]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[credit-song]

[credit-song]

[credit-song]

its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it

[credit-song]

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

[credit-song]

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

[credit-song]

[credit-song]

Maybe the new pope will be a jesus×judas shipper

[credit-song]

It's so funny to me that neuroscientists just pretend to know about the brain. apparently you can take an entire chunk out of the language area and it just works around that. Made up medical field.

[credit-song]

draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

[credit-song]

make me the next pope #fagpope

[credit-song]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[credit-song]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[credit-song]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[credit-song]

miku miku