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Listen to be fair I talk a big game about Stede and Izzy slowburn hatefucking their way into deep romance but I'll be honest, that's not my favorite flavor. I do think in any kind of post-EdIzzy divorce type scenario Stede finds Izzy annoying and intrusive...for about ten minutes. Then he realizes that Ed is still in Love Love with his ex-husband and immediately catches feelings, spurred on by Izzy's Sad Muzzled Dog At the Pound eyes and the way he still wears Ed's FUCKING WEDDING RING LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING. Then he holds out his fingers and spspsp's his way into Izzy's pants, eats him out a few times, buys a couple of rings and starts googling things like 'Three way wedding ceremony' and 'How Soon Is Too Soon To Propose' and 'soulmates are they real?' Stede 'Speedrun' Bonnet presents: How to Lose Your Wife and Gain Two Husbands In 80 Days. Izzy, meanwhile, bites and yaps about it while internally waxing poetic about sacrifice and is just generally CONSTANTLY in subdrop right up until someone realizes that Izzy isn't having very much fun at the Emotional Vulnerability Threesome. Then he gets sat down in a lap and told he's not a third wheel, at which point he cries and is ate out some more. This too is Steddyhands.

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Izzy was doing so good with his semen retention and then stede fucking bonnet shows up and that all goes out the window so can you blame the little guy for being kinda grumpy???

ed hasn't weighed his balls even once since they've boarded the revenge. borderline negligent tbh

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straight playing gay shouldn't really be controversial because really 90% of gay men want nothing more than to see a straight actor fake get fucked in the ass. So who started this this discourse

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and i hope you cum

i hope we both cum

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aita for biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you

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sorry i havent been on here much ive been upset in a way that is only acceptable to express on twitter dot com (stream of thought)

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babies

Ed ADHD creature (and Stede autism creature)

you ask and i shall deliver

@jellybeanium124

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richard siken

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i like him :)

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wheres my run me through parallel where izzy is standing in the hallway happily jerking off to their sex sounds this time??

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something something much like with the moonlight scene as a parallel to s1, izzy telling stede to punch him is a callback to the run me through scene with ed. this is meant to show the viewer that while Edward likes stede finishing inside, izzy prefers facials.

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Ed ADHD creature (and Stede autism creature)

you ask and i shall deliver

@jellybeanium124

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anytime the "fuck or die" kinktober prompt pops up on my tl this is immediately all i can think about

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petplay stizzy where stede lovingly calls Izzy his little tripod puppy