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you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
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I really am glad that we live in a world where people were able to recognize that Jimmy is a shitbag. There is definitely some dark timeline out there where the message of the game went over everyone’s heads and he got turned into a tumblr sexyman or some shit.
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To everyone else graduating this semester, I wish you a very:
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️
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if they really wanted us to make it. cranberry ginger ale would be available all year round. quite literally enhanced potion of regeneration. you’ve never BEEN sick. you’ve never been queasy. cranberry ginger ale is here for you friend.
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The Substance (2024) // Shrek (2001) & Shrek 2 (2004)
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Messy king cody rhodes frfr ☺️
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