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man i almost forgot about this blog

hi guys im not dead

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The world's most dysfunctional family unit has been discovered

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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

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yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

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I LOVE THEM. WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND LIVER.

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin

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Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

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hey you. indie creator. get rid of the corporate execs and the imaginary writers room in your brain. the cynical youtube reviewers and disney fans who want sanitized uwu gays probably are never even gonna be even slightly aware of your existence. write those unrelatable blorbos and those messy themes and that weirdly sexy violence. you have no one to answer to but yourself. give yourself what you want and maybe some day, some 3 random lesbians from the internet whose interests you have somehow exactly hit will look at your thing and think its pretty cool, and in the end thats all you ever needed

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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bill gets reincarnated!

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Queenie is great at communication.

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The mystery trio, everybody!