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do you usually use a top sheet? (a thin flat sheet underneath a duvet, separating the person from it) (curious because it seems common in australia and europe but nonexistent in the usa)

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what fluid is your gender?

mouthwash

motor oil

blood

gatorade

seawater

soup

melted slurpee

pickle juice

grapefruit seltzer

my gender is another state of matter/results

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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January was a tough year but we made it

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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even more than my blog being an unsafe place for terfs, this is a place of love and support for trans people and especially the trans women who single-handedly keep this website funny

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Kittyinva: 1928 Daybed from the apartment of George Gershwin. From Ken Nailon, Facebook.

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Me at the store: oh I wish I had some ingredients to freshen up dinner tonight

The produce section:

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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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Im craving... $000,000