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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.
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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder
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i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself
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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"
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