Bertie/Adam/Grackle. He/It. Has many feelings about Judas Iscariot. aroace and queer, trans. Mid 20’s. TERFs can get centrifucked.
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Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.
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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted
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You know what's a good word? Abject. Deeply horny, deeply pathetic, each because of the other. 10/10, one million words of notes.
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
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Lovely Subway Tile Art at 81st St B,C stop at Museum of natural history
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Book stall in Sulaymaniyah, Iraq.
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It’s true I have been obsessively ruminating about how to improve with nothing to show for it
#i reblogged this without commentary but fuck it i’m coming back to tell you this isn’t true#i HAVE improved in a lot of ways i AM constantly improving still and i CAN cite things to support it
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I'm not watching the halftime show but I know what's happening bc I just heard a chorus of about 7 guys screaming "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD BUT ITS PROLLY A MINORRRRR" from the upstairs apartment
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GOD BLESS THE PHILADELPHIA MFING EAGLESSS, YOU ARE AMERICAS CHAMPIONS!!!
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I was trying to capture a bit of 907's constant swiveling so I could show someone what his fishing technique is really like and BAM, he caught a fish at the perfect moment!
11/10, no notes. Love this guy. 😁
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