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Im interested !!

My desire to make Hatchetfield x Disney Z-O-M-B-I-E-S stuff constantly battling it out with both my inability to think of scenarios and the overwhelming knowledge that I am literally the only person interested in that crossover

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See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually

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I know its not live action but they are heroes !

Momo yaoyorozu and Mt.Lady eat in MHA ! The first one is in the summer/training camp, she ate a lot to train her quirk and the second one used her popularity to have free food and ate it with a big smile !

Comic Book Movie Sexism: Food

It's July 2021.

The MCU has been churning out movies for 13 years at this point. Black Widow finally got her first solo movie (er, despite technically being dead but let's not get into that...) and I watched the movie eager to see if Natasha would finally be shown to EAT something substantial, and with joy.

The depression sandwich (with out of date peanut butter) delicately nibbled on while crying does NOT count.

Minor spoiler, Natasha does not eat much in the entire movie.

I counted: a delicate spoon of a confectionery (ice cream? Yoghurt? Either way it's insubstantial food) where the spoon is more visible than what's on the spoon, and only a delicate lick happens.

And, she chews gum.

THAT'S IT.

Oh, side note, Yelena helps herself to one of Natasha's 5 years out of date bar (candy? Protein? We will never know), unwraps it to take a bite yet it is obscured by her hands, and as she chews she is definitely not enjoying it.

I have to say, I'm disappointed.

Disappointed, but not surprised. Because the script isn't written by women, it's written by men. In fact nearly all the comic book movies are written by men, and directed by men.

Women never eat onscreen.

Let me be more specific: the women protagonists in superhero movies never eat substantial food joyfully.

I've already said that depression sandwich doesn't count.

Neither does the Shawarma scene in Avengers Assemble, because we never see the food enter Natasha's mouth, and the mood isn't what I'd call joyful (but if it had visibly been a good bite I would have allowed it).

By all means go watch the clip and see for yourself, we get the usual trick of jaw movement to pretend the actor is eating, then at the very last moment Natasha does LIFT a piece of food... only for the scene to cut out before it reaches her mouth.

Meanwhile three separate men at the table have no problem shoving food into their mouths.

Tony Stark has eaten a fair amount over the course of the MCU...

Sure, you could argue that Tony's hamburgers and donuts are on the same level as Natasha's depression sandwich. Heroes only eat when they're depressed? Great job, Disney.

But there's still the sexism of how the food is eaten. In that it's acceptable to watch a man shove food in his mouth, but not acceptable to watch a woman doing it.

Which is likely why the latter is rarely shown across all of Marvel/Disney, or DC/WB.

Wonder Woman licked an ice cream once? (Doesn't count. Dainty licks of a confectionery is not substantial food.)

Gamora sexily licked a piece of fruit once?

I've watched this scene again and again, and I've discounted it for multiple reasons. Gamora is pretending to appear at ease, by licking a small piece of fruit and being performative about it.

One could argue she isn't really eating at all, just licking, to distract Peter before she steals from him.

Also, she obscures her mouth so we the audience see nothing go in.

This is all really sad, if I'm going to be honest.

And it's not like women can't eat onscreen in Hollywood, period. Keira Knightley ate in Pirates of the Caribbean. Darryl Hannah ate a specially made vegetarian 'lobster' for Disney's Touchstone pictures.

So why aren't women superheros eating anything decent?

The only women in comic book movies taking a proper BITE of food or eating substantial food joyfully, are the villains/antagonists.

Nebula and the it's not ripe gag in Guardians volume 2.

Does it even count if she spits out the food right after the bite? Sigh.

Next, Amanda Waller eating a fine steak in Suicide Squad (2016).

Arguably, showing Amanda cutting up and eating meat is purposeful because in the scene she's also discussing her new team of disposable soldiers.

It's symbolic to show her devour meat, and Amanda is the antagonist of the movie not the protagonist.

This leads me onto the only woman protagonist in a comic book movie (that some would still call the villain/antagonist) to have broken the glass ceiling of eating food onscreen.

Harley Quinn.

We all remember how enamoured the character was to have her breakfast in Birds of Prey (2020). In fact, "Harley x Egg sandwich" was practically a ship.

Is this surprising, given that the movie Birds of Prey is unique in having women in creative control from script, to director, to producer?

That has to be the difference.

Harley's relationship to food seems natural in the movie, and she is shown to eat more than once, and talks about food multiple times.

The scene at the end where Harley finally gets to eat her egg sandwich is clearly a joyful moment.

And so rare to watch in this genre.

Look at that decent bite actress Margot Robbie takes, and ask yourself when did you last see any woman in a superhero movie enjoy food like this?

This may seem insignificant to some, but it's become something that really irks me.

I was disappointed that Black Widow never got to eat anything except a sad flat expired sandwich in her MCU career.

Meanwhile, back with Harley Quinn again, she's taking a good bite of apple in the trailer for The Suicide Squad (2021).

She also talks about "going number two", and it seems that only antagonists or villains in these movies are permitted to speak about bodily needs or functions (we all remember Iron Man peeing in his suit, and even actor Robert Downey Junior described the character as "his own antagonist"), while the women protagonists get to... chew gum or delicately lick confectionery.

Sigh.

It's unsatisfying.

(If anyone has photo evidence of a woman character shown to be eating in ANY comic book live action, the TV shows too, I'd love to see it. Food MUST go into the actor's mouth to count! No more delicate licks or delicate sips from a straw.)

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M/F Bisexual realtionship does not = Straight

Hey Loki fandom, y'all wanna stop invalidating Loki & Sylvies bisexuality by calling them straight/hetrosexual whilst in a male/female relationship?? You're all highkey getting really biphobic and we're getting super uncomfortable ✌️

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Summer Loki & Sylvie!! Happy Loki wednesday!

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Also after the Alberto reveal, she heavily suspect Luca too (in french she says something like "Under the fish, i should have known") so she is not as surprised and she had the time to prepare herself.

Also Alberto is scary and angry in that scene, Luca is just afraid

Alberto: *reveals himself as a sea monster*

Giulia: “Help! Don’t hurt us!”

Luca: *reveals himself to be a sea monster*

Giulia: “Do you think I want you to leave?”

I’m sorry, maybe I’ve missed something, but isn’t this a bit favoritism/hypocritical on Giulia’s end?

Or is it just that she was closer to Luca?probably?

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In Japan, taxis doors open themselves !

Just finished the Tsunami Spirits episode of Unsolved Mysteries. It was heart wrenching to see the devastation and hear the survivors tell their tales.

I do have questions about the spirit encounters though.

What did the group of spirits who did not realize they were dead do after the lady told them they had passed on? They were asking for directions. Did they argue with her? Thank her and vanish?

How are these ghosts getting into taxis? Do the drivers open the door for them? Can the spirits open doors?

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moodboard for the name mortalys

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suddenly drew hylian Revali and Mipha, then something cute with them, idk how it all happened :O

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Zizi is a childish way of saying penis in French btw

this is making me cry

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I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

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today i bring you two cute stardew men with cute animals

tomorrow? who knows...

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if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

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“Sorry, cap, nothing personal. It’s just business.”

Commission for @niyes-lahiffe from their Miraculous Ladybug pirate AU fanfiction “Soapy Decks and Flying Underwear”, which is like the best title ever XD

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yo if you’re a cis girl or afab and femme presenting and you’d be comfortable with having a trans girl roommate, please reblog this. i just need reinforcement that there are girls out there who wouldn’t be disgusted by a girl like me.

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Also ! The one who really touch me a lot

- I never thought i lived past twenty

hamilton lyrics that im reclaiming to be about recovery:

 there’s a million things i havent done, but just you wait

i am not throwing away my shot

for the first time i’m thinking past tomorrow

look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now

dying is easy, living is harder

[love] takes and it takes and it takes and it takes / and we keep loving anyway

and if there’s a reason i’m still alive when so many have died, then i’m willing to wait for it

i am the one thing in life i can control / i am inimitable, i am an original / i am not falling behind or running late

stay alive until this horror show is past

look at where you are - look at where you started! the fact that you’re alive is a miracle! 

let this moment be the first chapter where you decide to stay

i wrote my way out of hell

when my prayers to God were met with indifference, i picked up a pen, i wrote my own deliverance

just want to emphasize what i think is the most important one:

dying is easy. living is harder.