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These are 2 post I made that I thought you might like

just thought I would give them to you to have.

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It’s alive.

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Huffle Badger, I thought your account was dead! I missed you--there's so much shit-giving on Pottermore right now, this puffling needed some rationality in her life!

Huffle Badger has heard about all the shit-giving going on in Pottermore. Huffle Badger would just like to remind his pufflings to have some perspective.

If the house points aren't redeemable for food and sweets, then why are so many pufflings (in all houses) giving so many shits? Chill out, followers. When dinner's on the line -- then we'll give a shit.

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Hey Huffle Badger. I'm a Puffling who's been reading your blog for the last hour or so(it's totally awesome, and is the most amazing blog I have found on the internet.) You seem to have an answer for everything,so I'd like to ask for some advice. A lot of the time, my loyalty and desire to work hard and help people has gotten in the way of my not giving a shit. There's only so many shits I have to give, and would like to keep some of them for more important things. What should I do?

First off, thanks puffling. Huffle Badger never tires of hearing kind words from his fellow pufflings. It's not an easy thing, hufflin'.

Hufflin' ain't easy.

But it's important to pay attention to how much time you're spending on yourself in comparison to your compassionate nature. You can't run yourself ragged helping other people...in fact, you can't really help others if you can't help yourself first.

Take some time prioritizing your own issues and get your own affairs in order, and then -- if you can manage it, lend some of that badassedness to others. Be a role model to others and lead by example. And when it becomes too much, take a step back, eat a fucking sandwich, and take a moment to yourself.

Best of luck, puffling.

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Jay-Z is OBVIOUSLY not a huffle badger, 'cause we don't give two fucks what people think about us while we're enjoying a cuban sandwich.

Problem 08.

Can’t even eat a cuban sandwich without people looking at me funny.

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Hey Hufflebadger, it's the grumpy-ass Puffling from a month or so ago. Just wanted to let you know I sucked it up and managed to make a few new friends after receiving your badass advice. One of the friends I made even turned out to be another Hufflepuff! So, thanks for that. Also really good to see you back!

Thanks, puffling. I'm glad to see that you're off being social and shit. Being social is great. It does wonders for your state of happiness and it also increases your friend count on Facebook.

Not that Huffle Badger gives a SHIT about Facebook.

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Hey Huffle Badger, do you ever get mad at the other mascots?

Huffle Badger doesn't have time for that kind of nonsense. In all honesty, sometimes the other mascots can do some stupid stuff. And when I say stupid, I mean really fucking stupid stuff.

But at the end of the day, Huffle Badger can't be mad at the other mascots for being who they are. As obnoxious as they are, Hogwarts wouldn't be the same without them there.

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Huffle Badger!! I know you're off not giving a shit, but will you please come back and give a shit about your little Pufflings?

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Hi there! One of my blogs is running a pretty amazing Harry Potter giveaway to get people excited for an upcoming Hufflepuff house pride music video release and I was wondering if you'd be willing to pass it along to your followers. Everyone loves free stuff, right? Especially free Potter stuff. c: Anyhow, it's the most recent post on Not-Literally's tumblr. Thanks so so much!

Not so sure if this was time sensitive, but Huffle Badgers aren't known for showing up on-time for shit...

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Are you proud of your puffling Ernie Macmillian? After all, that little shit was badass enough to be the first one in the battle of Hogwarts to declare that he wanted to fight.

Huffle Badger is proud of all his pufflings. They may be misguided at times, but who the fuck isn't?

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oh huffle badger, i want to be a puffling but i'm not hardworking or patient enough! is it possible to grow into a house?

It most certainly is, puffling! After all, Huffle Badger wasn't always the hufflin' badass you see today. It takes persistence, open-mindedness, and the ability to accept shit and just let things be what they are.

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HuffleBadger did you eat Gryffinlion? He hasn't been around in a while....

Huffle Badger respects his taste buds. He would never.

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I need help. I got sorted in to hufflepuff, and I'm still sort of upset about it. Like it has been at least 3 months and I don't know how completely happy I am about it. I always thought I was more a or a ravenclaw, or gryffindor, or even a slitherin. Can you help me learn to have puff pride?

Puffling, no one can teach you to have puff pride. You're going to have to teach yourself that on your own. Surround yourself with pufflings all over the world. Get to know them. You might be shocked when you find that you share a lot of things in common.

Huffle Badger isn't going to lie, though. He wouldn't be shocked if you "found" anything...it's a given.

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Hello Dear Hufflebadger! Just dropping you a line to know that your blog has made this littel Puffling proud. keep up the good work!

Huffle Badger appreciates the words of encouragement. It's like food in his stomach, only slightly less tasty. But still badass, nonetheless.

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Father HuffleBadger, why is it that your Pufflings refuse to get their butts in gear and start giving the other three houses some competition in the House Cup? SlytherSnakes who have friends of the Puffling variety find it annoying when their only reply is that they don't give a shit. This SlytherSnake would like some competition that doesn't just come from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw.

Huffle Badger thinks it's important to consider: Maybe the shit that matters to Slythersnakes doesn't matter to Huffle Badgers. Don't get us wrong, we're competitive. We just don't let that shit dictate our lives.

If you want to compete with a Huffle Badger, start a competitive eating contest.

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(still the slapped anon) I just want to thankfor giving me advice that allowed me to keep a leveled head and not overeact to this situation. Your advice remjnded me 2 respect myself and draw a line cuz when I'm abused it shouldn't be treated like no big deal. my otherfriends have been reprimanding the rough one a little more, going from playfully scolding her and accepting abuse be they're friends to seriously telling her to control herself. Thank you for all your advice cuz it helped a lot :)

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I'm the anon who got slapped. Your advice helped!. My mom was afraid that I became depressed but I said that this wasn't worth giving a shit. That helped me a lot w. dealing w. this as well as the advice 2 talk 2 my other friends. Their initial reactions were 'being slapped isn't worth getting mad cuz she's 'done it b4'/she's been depressed this week that makes it ok'. I feltemotionally blackmailed 2 accept her 'apology'. However she's on 'probation' and our friendship will never be the same.