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I really like you but I’m no good with words ✨💌

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how’s it hangin’ peeps, it’s your gurl despresso expresso. highschool’s actually killing me, all that’s gonna be left of me at the end of this first semester is a sad, old, sack of rotten bread. my school is hella wack y’all. people there are fake sometimes and i can barely find any friends my age since most freshman are weird :). about to turn a year old since last dating someone and it’s great seeing everyone with their crushes when i can’t relate. i swear, so many freshman are either dating someone or they have this omega crush on someone that they barely talk to. smh.

                              ♡ 【Ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ｉｓ　Ｓｔｕｐｉｄ】 ♡

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She also has probably the most natural and healthy body shape out of all Disney girls, she has rolls on her belly for heavens sake!!! Healthy body representation!!

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L o v e 💞

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SoRry I dOnT sPeAk EnGliSh

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Something Amazing

Here is a corgi swimming in a pool in case that is something you need today.

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So I just decided to be writing about something that came up to me a couple of days ago and a little bit. So, one of my friends recently came out to me. Now, let’s call her “V’. V, to my knowledge was always dating boys and men, no girls, no dogs, and no plants. The way she told me was that we were just talking normal and then she’s like “oh can I tell you something?” and i’m like yeah sure. she then tells me that today she woke up and realized she was pansexual.  i was legit mad. people are born gay, they don’t just wake up in the middle of the night and just say oh im gay. if you think youre gay now that doesnt mean anything. a couple weeks ago i was at church and there was this 5 year old and his haircut was okay i guess and there he was like positioning himself like, you know what i mean right? basically like a woman. 

So yeah, the main idea is that people are born gay.

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REEEEEE

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The Story of a Lonely Potato

This potato was walking to a store, right? So he was walking to get a smoothie or something and he spots another potato. This potato's name is Jeffery. Jeffery loves other potatoes, even though they're supposed to be asexual. This potato's name was Lilliana. Lillian was more likely to be called Lenny since she hated her name, being so long to pronounce. Everyone hated Lenny. She was disruptive, loud, and... Here's the worst part; HETEROSEXUAL 0o0. She was the worst. She wasn't obeying the laws of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. how dare she. She was the worst. But this didn't stop Jeffery. Jeffery loved everyone. He even loved objects and people. Yes, people who eat him. And other things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Okay anyways. Jeffery was about to buy the smoothie and he sees Lenny. Hello, is it me you're looking for? H A. Well, Jeff fell in love immediately. Like boom, love.

Jeffery: I love you

Lenny: I love you too

Jeffery: Wanna go grab a drink

Lenny: Sure

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This is me, this is real i know exactly what i am

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