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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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Castiel was really THE bad bitch because ever since he laid his hands on Dean in Hell he was like FUCK HEAVEN. FUCK HELL. FUCK DESTINY. FUCK FATE. FUCK GOD. I CHOOSE DEAN WINCHESTER.

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the funniest thing about castiel gotta be how he always touched Dean when healing him while never touching anyone else.

Never anyone that wasn't Dean.

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sometimes i see clips from supernatural and i’m like how did i watch this show and then other times i remember “i cared about the whole world because of you” and a bit of my soul dies

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If not married why multiple weddings

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I feel like there’s a confidential file on Misha Collins somewhere in the White House, probably kept between Area 51 and the JFK assassination

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My friend drove thru town with her baby and, more importantly, the baby Dracula book I had sent to her and it’s more hilarious than I could have imagined

There’s also a page where Jonathan is like “no wonder he wants to buy a new house!” When he sees the castle

In this house we bite and run

“No biting!” The theme here is that Dracula is a recalcitrant toddler. With a stuffed dragon

“That night, everyone slept very well.”

Perfection. Zero notes. I can’t believe I can send this to a baby and no one can stop me. Sorry, your baby is a new hilarious flavor of Dracula nerd now

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The most superior relationship dynamics

They're the same picture

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The urge to read novels at the most inconvenient times of my life will for sure lead me to be an academic victim

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most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

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Pls that dumbass would do a whole ass pregnancy shoot!

my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

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is anyone else disgusted by the enormity of their desire or is it just me & richard siken

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"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement