My name is R IT'S MY LIFE DONT YOU FORGET! I'm a fake adult trying not to punch society, I like sex, I support human rights, and I don't care how much you people judge me cuz it doesn't matter
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
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so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”
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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.
You're welcome.
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'the reward of cruelty' by john bell (after william hogarth), 1751 in ars medica: art, medicine + the human condition - philadelphia museum of art (1985)
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New DnD Spell
Perpetual Vicious Mockery
You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice
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National Treasure (2004) / National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) dir. Jon Turteltaub
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