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JACK AND HIS DADS | #nougatparty

happy 4th birthday jack! hope you have a fun day with your family!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK KLINE ↳ BORN MAY 18, 2017

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8.08 - HUNTERI HEROICI

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“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)

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pov you’re castiel coming back from the dead in a field where your boyfriend spread your ashes because he thought you would like it there

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which one of you little shits broke the server again

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Dean + “Sweetheart”

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Evolution

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this must mean something but i don’t know what

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Its April first and you know what means. Here are my brief contributions

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following heritageposts on april fools is just

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Omg it’s stuck im so sorry for blocking the dash guys I don’t know how this happened

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asouenatural

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Recap on the J2 panel (this is long, but I still might have missed something)

Jensen does a little sing song

Jared talks about how he and Jensen basically swapped haircuts

Jensen says he looks like someone who belongs in prison

Jared has the ’Polish forehead’

Jensen thinks man buns are wrong

Jensen’s hair’s sticking up in all directions and Jared says he looks like an anime character

They talk about beanies

They talk about how running on a treadmill is boring.

Jensen says his body is not made for running because of his bow legs (he should ride a horse)

This is the longest they haven’t seen each other in 15 years

Jared wishes Jensen happy birthday. Jared didn’t send a birthday tweet because he got so emotional over for not being able to hug Jensen on his birthday.

Jared has learned patience as a parent during this year. And that he can’t do it alone.

Jensen describes himself as a very patient person. But his parenting fuse a lot shorter and he gets more easily frustrated. He’s learned to ask for help and learned to ’extent that fuse’

Jensen says that ’as a man inherently you don’t want to ask for help but fix and do things yourself’

Jensen’s learned how super-human Danneel is and how human (’sub-human’ ) he is

Jensen’s had weird dreams and jokes about them being ’mushroom induced’

Jensen’s reoccurring dreams revolve around apocalyptic scenarios where he had to save someone (dean kinnie lol)

Jared jokes about having a reocurring dream where bowlegged dude needs to save him in an apocalypse

Jared had a weird dream where he had a dream in a dream and it freaked him out.

Jensen says that in an actual paranormal situation he would know some tricks but would be as useless ’as someone asked to be a doctor ’

Jensen says that the impala only brought luck. He says it’s safe and secure in Austin.

Walker mention

Jensen was supposed to direct in Walker season one but didn’t because he went to work on the Boys

Jensen was supposed to direct Walker episode 5 but could not because of costume fittings for the Boys

Jensen jokes about that he told Jared he would not do it because ’it was shit’ after reading the script

They had a question addressed for Misha????

Jared and Jensen talk in fake Cas voice and say that Misha has the left anckle of the person Cas raised from perdition and a cutting board

Jensen talks about Chaos Machine. They have some material coming up that they will bring to be developed to the network next week.

Jensen’s been spending most of his time working on Chaos Machine

JENSEN PUT ON A BEANIE.

Jared thinks it’s up to the fans of they want to see what Sam and Dean do in heaven (and makes a joke about calling Biden and Putin)

Jared thinks that Sam and Dean are talking cars and sitting on around drinking beers in heaven.

Jensen thinks Dean drives around in heaven and visits Roadhouse and his mom and dad.

JENSEN THINKS DEAN WILL GET TIRED AND GET SAM AND ASK JACK TO BRING THEM BACK. AND THAT’S THE REBOOT. God.

Jensen hopes that his kids find their purpose and that he gives them a good moral compass (and Baby)

Jared thinks it’s important to find someone who loves you with ’warts and all’

Jensen makes a joke about loving some one with genital warts and all. Jared makes a joke about Jensen having genital warts lol.

They talk about how in a fight scene it’s important to fight slower. Jared and Jensen joke when they are told to slow it down they slow it down to comical levels.

Jensen’s going to miss that when something started to heavy and serious and he and Jared could pop that bubble and help people relax and make the laugh. He thinks it made the end product better. And it’s one of his favourite things from Supernatural.

Jared thinks that even in heaven ’driver picks the music and shotgun shuts his cakehole’. Jensen adds that the music is always what Dean wants to hear anyway.

Jensen would have liked to have a crossover in Supernatural. Vampire diaries or Walking Dead and they would have just killed them all.

Jared would like to travel and learn other languages. He’d love to learn to calm down and let go.

Jared hopes that Sam would find peace and calm with himself. He thinks Sam had some peace but still hang ups about the life he lead and about Dean’s death.

Jensen jokes about how them being naked would have spiked the ratings.

Jensen went sleghing with JJ and JJ and her friend were sliding down the hill straight towards a fire hydrant and Jensen threw himself between them and the fire hydrant and he flipped over but he managed to help out the brunt of the impact. He snapped in dad mode ’throw your body in front of a speeding train and save your children’

Jensen sends Jared beard updates

JENSEN SHOWED A WAP VIDEO OF HIMSELF.

They have a big text thread with the cast. and they are all good friends.

Jared shows two silly videos. The other is a video of faceapped old jensen singing twist and shout.

They watch early season bloober reels together.

Jensen shows the ’Sam and Dean bedtime stories’ book.

Jared tells scary stories that he makes up to his children.

Jared says that the only proper way to be a background actor is to tell a really long joke.

What makes Jensen laugh is the joke ’did you hear about the cheese factor explosion in France. The debris was everywhere’

Jensen says the 180 in Baby was one of his faves

Jensen talks about how the set designer Jerry Wanek would give them coffee table books of pictures of the sets and now they got a book about all the set through the years

Jared says that the rebar would have not hurt Sam. If Sam had slammed to the piece of rebar the rebar would have come out the other side of the pole

Jensen thinks it was the proper way to go (in the finale) because Sam was the more likely one of the brothers to find love and keep on going. Sam had more of a macro vision of life and dean more micro level vision. Dean would have wasted away in a corner of a pool hall. Dean would not have been able to navigate life without his brother.

Jared thinks that Sam thinks that Dean would have kicked his ass if he kept hunting

Jensen says that Sam was able to find a life outside of dying for his brother and Dean wouldn’t have been able to do it in a positive way

The song Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits get Jared emotional because he thinks about the finale. He really doesn’t have song that reminds him of Sam but songs that remaind him of the show

Jensen can’t listen to Back in Black without snapping back into character (dean kinnie). Dont fear the Reaper reminds him of Dean and the themes of the show.

When Jensen sees gifs in the internet and thinks that was fun to do!

He can’t listen to Night Moves without thinking about filming Baby

Jensen misses conventions

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jensen lip syncing WAP was NOT the tape i was expecting to see from his phone