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I was so into Diaval and Aurora getting together that I completely forgot about Phillip. And when the kiss didn’t work, I was like “This is your time to shine, Raven!”

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Pretty bird!

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The fact that there are other people in the world who ship Aurora and Diaval as hard as I do really makes me happy. This is literally what tumblr is for.

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JM:“I was so happy”

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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peter parker is bisexual and no one can convince me otherwise

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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Caleb:I have problems with a boy.

Damien:Like "His dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "You like him" problems?

Caleb:..."I like him" problems.

Damien:Too bad. I could've helped with the other one.

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caleb n Adam in 3c!

god i love these kids

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Caleb: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

The Bright Sessions' fandom: We know this, and we love you

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Adam:I like your pants

Caleb:thanks they were 50% off

Adam:i'd like them 100% off

Caleb:the store can't just sell free stuff

Adam:no that's not what I-

Caleb:that's a terrible way to run a business, Adam

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Adam: Hey I’m Adam, and you are?

Caleb: Not as straight as I thought I was, apparently.

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Sam: I need dating advice.

Caleb:Just because I'm dating Adam doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Adam:Want to come over and eat what my mother made?

Caleb: What'd she make?

Adam: Me

Chloe: STOP ENCOURAGING CANNABALISM

[a few moments later]

Chloe: i have been informed that that conversation did not, in fact, refer to cannabalism

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Chloe: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Damien: Put spaghetti in it.

Chloe: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.

Adam: Put spaghetti in it.

Chloe: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Caleb: Put spaghetti in it.

Chloe: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Adam: DON'T. SAY. A WORD.

Caleb:

Caleb:fergalicious

Adam:I SAID NO WORDS CALEB!

Caleb:oh i see. two weeks ago playing scrabble its not a word and now suddenly it is a word because its convenient for you

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i can’t believe some people are saying “omg adam was connected to caleb’s dream that means he has powers” and lauren shippen is outright answering “no he’s just that gay”