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Bigfoot Is My Girlfriend
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Dee | they/she/he | mixed latine | artist bigfoot is my girlfriend ✦ My Art ✦ ✦ Commission Info ✦
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crayfishcoffee · 7 hours ago
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When you get the chance to illustrate the poster for your cousin’s play, how can you say no? 🖤🌟
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crayfishcoffee · 8 hours ago
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✦ Frankie Brides Original Drawings Sale ✦
Original Drawings from the "Frankie Brides" Series: $25 + Shipping.
Original Drawings leftover from previous sale: $20 + Shipping.
Original Drawing Commissions: $50 + Shipping. 5 slots open.
Drawings are 8x10 inch drawn in posca marker and colored pencil on bristol paper. Original drawings and commission slots will be sold on a first come first serve basis. Any leftover pieces from this initial sale will be going up on My Shop later this month! DM or email to claim: [email protected]
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crayfishcoffee · 8 hours ago
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The Widow Cruller.
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crayfishcoffee · 9 hours ago
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✨ Dungeon Kewpie Sticker Sheet ✨
You like Dungeon Meshi? You like Kewpie dolls? Then come get some adorable Dungeon Kewpie stickers over at My Shop!
Ngl, I kinda rocked this one out so come quick because copies are limited
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crayfishcoffee · 9 hours ago
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✦ GEOMETRIC COMMISSIONS ✦
5 Commission Slots Open. Multiple characters (such as a dnd party) can fit into one slot. More Commission Art Examples Here.
DND PARTY SPECIAL RATE: For a party of 6, buy 5 and get 1 character free!
DM or email to claim: [email protected]
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crayfishcoffee · 10 hours ago
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Bored, so I invented a Caramelinda/Amanda/Donetta love triangle
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crayfishcoffee · 11 hours ago
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Brennan releasing more Calroy lore had the unintentional effect of making me intensely interested in Donetta. Like what did she see behind the scenes to scare her off so bad? Lavender marriage fail.
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crayfishcoffee · 11 hours ago
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Screenshots from the epilogue
(this was gonna be a little neater but my drawing hand is under the weather so this is more like animatic fakes rather than proper fake screenshots lol)
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crayfishcoffee · 1 day ago
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I was bound to happen eventually.
Donetta playlist
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crayfishcoffee · 1 day ago
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Sir Amanda Maillard Called to the Stand.
“Sir Amanda Maillard, in your time serving House Cruller, have you seen or witnessed any evidence which would suggest that Lady Donetta Cruller was either willingly privy to, or an active participant in the plot against House Rocks and the Royal Family?”
Amanda, the star witness, looks at the accused. The accused wears her mourning as a shield, clad in black with a thick lace veil concealing her face. She cannot conceal the way she moves, slow, not the self-assured swagger of a politician gliding across a chessboard, but the fragile steps of a woman treading on splintering glass.
Amanda remembers.
The first time Amanda made Donetta laugh a proper, genuine laugh. The way her smile creased at the corners and her shoulders shook.
Donetta recommending her for a position in the royal household. Later, Donetta balancing her head on steepled fingers, “So, have you seen anything of note in House Rocks?”
Donetta’s hands, cupping her cheeks. Touching her more gently than she has been touched in years.
Donetta cupping her hand to her mouth to whisper something into Calroy’s ear. The slight tilt of his head. Her hand on his forearm.
Amanda remembers the night before the trial, her secret visit to Donetta’s holding cell.
Donetta’s face, unveiled and unshielded. Eyes, exhausted and downcast. Her broken, watery smile. “Is it bad, that I miss him? Even after everything, I miss him.”
Amanda cannot find Donetta’s gaze. Amanda cannot meet Caramelinda’s.
With her hand on St. Citrina’s book, Amanda spares Donetta’s life. “Do I have reason to believe she conspired, yes. But I cannot say with utter, absolute certainty whether she conspired against House Rocks itself, or against the Royal Family’s life.”
A technicality, Amanda thinks to Donetta. Such is my final act of service to you.
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crayfishcoffee · 1 day ago
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✦ GEOMETRIC COMMISSIONS ✦
5 Commission Slots Open. Multiple characters (such as a dnd party) can fit into one slot. More Commission Art Examples Here.
DND PARTY SPECIAL RATE: For a party of 6, buy 5 and get 1 character free!
DM or email to claim: [email protected]
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crayfishcoffee · 1 day ago
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~ More Geometric Commissions ~
Want a Geometric Character Commission? Here's My Price Sheet
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crayfishcoffee · 2 days ago
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crayfishcoffee · 2 days ago
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✦ Frankie Brides Original Drawings Sale ✦
Original Drawings from the "Frankie Brides" Series: $25 + Shipping.
Original Drawings leftover from previous sale: $20 + Shipping.
Original Drawing Commissions: $50 + Shipping. 5 slots open.
Drawings are 8x10 inch drawn in posca marker and colored pencil on bristol paper. Original drawings and commission slots will be sold on a first come first serve basis. Any leftover pieces from this initial sale will be going up on My Shop later this month! DM or email to claim: [email protected]
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crayfishcoffee · 2 days ago
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✨ Dungeon Kewpie Sticker Sheet ✨
You like Dungeon Meshi? You like Kewpie dolls? Then come get some adorable Dungeon Kewpie stickers over at My Shop!
Ngl, I kinda rocked this one out so come quick because copies are limited
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crayfishcoffee · 2 days ago
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✦ GEOMETRIC COMMISSIONS ✦
5 Commission Slots Open. Multiple characters (such as a dnd party) can fit into one slot. More Commission Art Examples Here.
DND PARTY SPECIAL RATE: For a party of 6, buy 5 and get 1 character free!
DM or email to claim: [email protected]
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crayfishcoffee · 2 days ago
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~ More Geometric Commissions ~
Want a Geometric Character Commission? Here's My Price Sheet
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