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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

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it honestly makes me kinda sad how much “be gay do crimes” has turned into a trendy tiktokker altpop quirky thing to say. we’ve gone from being gay and doing crimes to being gay and making posts about being vaguely supportive of arson as a concept

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remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

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I remember when Twilight first came out and I didn’t find Robert Pattinson attractive at all but god damn has that man aged like fine wine

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Saline drip they put in IVs

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

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soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit as possible to make it impossible for them to receive any actual messages that may threaten peoples livelihoods….but also the email for it is in the linked tweet…. soooooo…. 😚✌️

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“if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic when im blamed for something i didnt do

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Wanna go m8?

uquiz time whats your real important job on the leftist commune

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Cluster B culture is genuinely not caring about someone or something but having to pretend to avoid negative consequences because it’s so looked down on to not have the ability to care

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purople

some purples

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he dancin

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Wait so you're telling me all those sleepless nights from being scared the house would catch on fire or all the times my mom left me in the car while going into CVS and me thinking someone would rob the place is actually a SYMPTOM??

Just More BPD Things:

- growing up not realizing that mood swings aren’t normal. it was a shock finding out that most people don’t have emotions that fluctuate frequently. being confused bc it makes no sense for people to not have their emotions change whenever an emotional thing happens?? like what do they DO all day????

- relating to things is gr8 bc relating means identifying, and having another misc. thing to add to your forged identity is great.

- not being able to form opinions for some godforsaken reason?? it’s like splitting on ideas and it fucking sucks. “that person has a good point! no wait, THIS person has a better point!! no, no, that’s wrong, this is what’s right. acTUALL-” it’s neverending.

- having an identity??? what does that even mean.

- “tell me about yourself” ??????????????????????????????

- the best “identity” you’ve got is just a bunch of random facts about you.

- you have no concept of different opinions when it comes to personal morality. if somebody believes something that you think is wrong is actually right, then they’re automatically a Bad Person.

- using every possible opportunity to talk about yourself.

- people not saying anything in the tags when they reblog your post feels like a personal offense.

-randomly fantasizing about terrible things happening to you?? like your dog dying, or being attacked in the middle of the night. just because.

- your favorite color, season, animal, etc, depends on what day it is.

- that “NOTHING is my fault, how fucking dare you attack/accuse me??!?!” mood.

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Denis Forkas