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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
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every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
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i followed a sewing pattern that didn't have any irl finished pics of it, and the whole time i was like 'yknow this doesn't seem like it'll work very well, but i'm the novice so i guess i should follow the pattern' and well.
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I'm trying to make a good pot roast in my crockpot, but after I take it out it gets dry. It's on "low" (whatever that means) for 8 hours. I've tried searing it before and still dry. It's submerged in plain water with some herbs and spices for that time. Am I over/undercooking it? It's a cut with low fat %, is that why?
I love you. I think you learned how to make pot roast from someone on Opposite Day, or perhaps April 1st. The only thing you got right is 'low heat for 8 hours'.
Choose a fatty cut of tough meat. Look for lots of fat marbling on a Chuck roast or Shoulder roast. Tough meat has a ton of flavor, and the fat keeps the meat from drying out. The long cook time on low heat, plus acids will make 'tough' meat into a pull-apart, melt-in-your-mouth glory.
Make sure the meat is completely thawed, NOT frozen.
Plain water and nothing else except herbs/spices is.... not what I'd do. A lot of flavor can come into the broth when you add whole carrots (minus the carrot top!) and quartered onions in there. I'm a fan of adding some big chunks of pumpkin or butternut squash and chunks of turnip as well.
I think using red wine for part of the liquid base, and adding a hearty helping of worcestershire sauce will also help the flavor and making the meat 'melty.' The acid and alcohol will draw more, and different flavors from the meat and vegetables that water alone cannot do. Makes it richer.
For my very best pot roast recipe, which had my wedding guests fuckin' clamoring to get the recipe; I cheat. I'm not ashamed of that fact. For the richest, most face-punchingly meaty tasting broth, go to an asian market (or online) and find a mushroom hot pot soup base. It'll be a thick liquid inside a bag, which you then dilute with water. Use THAT as the liquid base (remember to dilute it!), and add your wine and wocestershire sauce to it, along with those herbs & spices. Your whole face will be blown off with flavor. It's the best.
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Rowlets 🍃🦉
Pattern below the cut ⬇️
Body
1. (Starting in tan) Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. [Sc4, inc] x6 (36)
7. [Sc5, inc] x6 (42)
8. [Sc6, inc] x6 (48)
9-16. Sc around (48)
17. (Switch to white) BLO Sc around (48)
18. Sc around (42)
19. [Sc6, dec] x6 (36)
20. [Sc5, dec] x6 (30)
21. [Sc4, dec] x6 (24)
22. [Sc3, dec] x6 (18)
23. [Sc2, dec] x6 (12)
24. [Sc, dec] x6 (6)
25. Dec x6 (6)
Face mask
In white
Ch and turn at the end of each row.
1. Ch6, starting in 2nd stitch in chain, *inc, sc3, inc (7)
2-4. Sc around (7)
5. Dec, sc3, dec (5)
6. Dec, sc, dec (3)
FO. Attach to row 1 and sc5 across starting chain. Ch and turn and repeat the instructions on the other side of the chain starting from '*'.
Bowtie Leaves
In green
Make 2.
1. Mr4 (4)
2. Inc, sc3 (5)
3. Inc, sc4 (6)
4. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
5. Sc around (8)
6. [Sc2, dec] x2 (6)
7. [Sc, dec] x2 (4)
FO. Sew leaves together from starting chain.
Beak
In white
1. Ch4, starting in 2nd stitch in chain, sc2, inc, going around to the other side of the foundation chain, sc2, inc (8)
2. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
3. Sc around (10)
Feet
In orange
Make 2.
For each foot, make 2 toes. Finish off one toe, and leave the second on your hook.
1. Mr5 (5)
2-5. Sc5 (5)
FO First toe here. Continue below for second toe.
6. Sc3, attach to 2nd toe and sc5, attach back to toe 1 and sc2 (10)
7. [Sc3, dec] x2 (8)
8. Sc around (8)
9. [Sc2, dec] x2 (6)
10. [Sc, dec] x2 (4)
Tail
In green
Ch and turn at the end of each row.
1. Ch9, starting in 2nd stitch in chain, sc8 (8)
2-3. Sc across (8)
4. Dec, sc4, dec (6)
5. Sc across (6)
6. Dec, sc2, dec (4)
7. Dec x2 (2)
8. Dec (1)
Sc border around piece, then FO.
Wings and feathers
In tan
Attach hook into front loops of round 17 of the body, below the edge of the face mask.
To make a feather:
Ch4, tr x2, ch4 and slst into same stitch as last tr, slst x2
To make a wing:
Ch and turn at the end of each row
1-2. Sc7 (7)
3. Dec, sc3, dec (5)
4-5. Sc across (5)
6. Dec, sc, dec (3)
7. Sc, dec (2)
8. Dec (1)
Cut and reattach hook at the beginning of the wing. Sc a border around the wing towards the unworked stitches of round 17 of the body.
Crochet around row 17 in this order: feather, wing, feather x4, wing, feather.
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Littens 🔥
Pattern below the cut ⬇️
Head
In black
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. [Sc4, inc] x6 (36)
7-10. Sc around (36)
11. [Sc5, inc] x6 (42)
12-13. Sc around (42)
14. [Sc5, dec] x6 (36)
15. [Sc4, dec] x6 (30)
16. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
Body
In black
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6-8. Sc around (30)
9. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
10-12. Sc around (24)
Arms
Make 2.
1. (Starting in black) Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
3. (Switch to red) Sc around (8)
4. (Switch to black) Sc around (8)
5. (Switch to red) Dec, sc6 (7)
6. (Switch to black) Sc around (7)
Legs
In black
Make 2.
1. Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc, inc] x3 (9)
3-6. Sc around (9)
Tail
In black
1. Mr4 (4)
2-10. Sc around (4)
Ears
In black
Make 2.
1. Mr4 (4)
2. [Sc, inc] x2 (6)
3. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
4. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
5. [Sc4, inc] x2 (12)
6. [Sc5, inc] x2 (14)
7. [Sc6, inc] x2 (16)
Muzzle
In red
Ch and turn at the end of each row
1. Mr3 (3)
2. Inc x3 (6)
3. [Sc, inc] x3 (9)
4. [Sc2, inc] x3 (12)
5. [Sc3, inc] x3 (15)
Use red felt for the forehead stripes. Use grey felt for the inside of the ears. Use brushed red yarn for the cheek fluffs and brushed black yarn for the tail fluff. Use black yarn to embroider a nose.
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Fennekins 🔥🦊
Pattern below the cut ⬇️
Head
1. (Starting in light yellow) Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. [Sc4, inc] x6 (36)
7-10. Sc around (36)
11. (Switch to white) [Sc5, inc] x6 (42)
12-13. Sc around (42)
14. [Sc5, dec] x6 (36)
15. [Sc4, dec] x6 (30)
16. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
Body
In light yellow
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. Sc around (30)
7-8. Sc around (30)
9. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
10-12. Sc around (24)
Arms
In light yellow
Make 2.
1. Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
3-4. Sc around (8)
5. Dec, sc6 (7)
6. Sc around (7)
Legs
In light yellow
Make 2.
1. Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc, inc] x3 (9)
3-6. Sc around (9)
Tail
1. (In orange) Mr6 (6)
2. Sc around (6)
3. [Sc, inc] x3 (9)
4. [Sc2, inc] x3 (12)
5. Sc around (12)
6. (Switch to light yellow) [Sc3, inc] x3 (15)
7. Sc around (15)
8. [Sc4, inc] x3 (18)
9-10. Sc around (18)
11. [Sc, dec] x6 (12)
Stuff piece now.
12. Dec x6 (6)
Ears
In light yellow
Make 2.
1. Mr4 (4)
2. [Sc, inc] x2 (6)
3. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
4. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
5. [Sc4, inc] x2 (12)
6. [Sc5, inc] x2 (14)
7. [Sc6, inc] x2 (16)
8. [Sc7, inc] x2 (18)
9. [Sc8, inc] x2 (20)
Nose
1. (Starting in dark grey) Mr3 (3)
2. Inc, sc2 (4)
3. (Switch to white) [Sc, inc] x2 (6)
4. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
5. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
Using strands of orange yarn, loop and tie them in the inside portion of the ears to create the ear fire. Brush them out using a wire slicker brush and use a needle felting kit to shape the fluffs into flame shapes. Follow the same process with shorter strands of white yarn for the cheeks. If you do not have a needle felting set, you may also be able to get a similar effect using a bit of fabric glue to pinch the tops of the floofs together into a point, although I have not personally tried this method.
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Snivy 🐍 🍃
Pattern below the cut ⬇️
Head
In green
1. 1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. [Sc4, inc] x6 (36)
7-10. Sc around (36)
11. [Sc5, inc] x6 (42)
12-13. Sc around (42)
14. [Sc5, dec] x6 (36)
15. [Sc4, dec] x6 (30)
16. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
Body
In green
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6-8. Sc around (30)
9. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
10-12. Sc around (24)
Snout
In aran
1. Mr3 (3)
2. Inc, sc2 (4)
3. Inc, sc3 (5)
4. Inc, sc4 (6)
5. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
6. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
7. [Sc4, inc] x2 (12)
8. [Sc5, inc] x2 (14)
9. [Sc6, inc] x2 (16)
10. [Sc7, inc] x2 (18)
Snout top
In green
Ch and turn at the end of each row.
1. Ch10, starting in 2nd stitch in chain, sc9 (9)
2. Sc7, dec (8)
3. Sc6, dec (7)
4. Sc5, dec (6)
5. Sc4, dec (5)
6. Sc3, dec (4)
7. Sc2, dec (3)
8. Sc, dec (2)
9. Dec (1)
Eye
In white
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
Eyelid
In yellow
1. Mr3, ch and turn (3)
2. Inc x3, ch and turn (6)
3. [Sc, inc] x3, ch and turn (9)
Tail
In aran
1. Mr3 (3)
2. Inc, sc2 (4)
3. Inc, sc3 (5)
4. Inc, sc4 (6)
5. Inc, sc5 (7)
6. Inc, sc6 (8)
7. Inc, sc7 (9)
8. Inc, sc8 (10)
9-10. Sc around (10)
Tail top
In green
Ch and turn at the end of each row
1. Ch7, starting in 2nd stitch in chain, sc6 (6)
2. Sc across (6)
3. Sc4, dec (5)
4. Sc3, dec (4)
5. Sc across (4)
6. Sc2, dec (3)
7. Sc, dec (2)
8. Sc across (2)
9. Dec (1)
Tail leaves
In green
1. (Make 3) Mr4 (4)
2. [Sc, inc] x2 (6)
3. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
4. Sc around (8)
FO 1st and 2nd leaves, leave the third on the hook and continue:
5. Sc, dec, sc, attach to 2nd leaf, sc, dec, sc, attach to 1st leaf, [sc, dec, sc] x2, attach to next stitch in 2nd leaf, sc, dec, sc, attach to next stitch in 3rd leaf, sc, dec, sc (18)
6. [Sc4, dec] x3 (15)
7. [Sc3, dec] x3 (12)
8. [Sc2, dec] x3 (9)
Belly
In aran
1. Ch5, starting in second stitch in chain, sc4 (4)
2. Sc across (4)
3. Sc3, inc (5)
4. Sc across (5)
5. Inc, sc4 (6)
6. Sc across (6)
7. Sc5, inc (7)
8. Sc6, inc (8)
9. Sc across (8)
10. Sc6, dec (7)
11. Sc5, dec (6)
12. Sc4, dec (5)
13. Sc3, dec (4)
14-17. Sc across (4)
Arm
In green
Make 2.
1. Mr6 (6)
2-6. Sc around (6)
Leg
In aran
Make 2.
1. Mr6 (6)
2-3. Sc around (6)
4. Inc, sc5 (7)
5-6. Sc around (7)
Collar
In yellow
Make 2.
1. Mr3 (3)
2. Sc around (3)
3. Inc, sc2 (4)
4. Sc around (4)
5. Inc, sc3 (5)
6-9. Sc around (5)
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Geckos are made using big twist posh yarn, 8mm safety eyes, and a 6mm hook!
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Oshawott 🐚💧
Pattern below the cut ⬇️
Head (in white):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6. [Sc4, inc] x6 (36)
7-10. Sc around (36)
11. [Sc5, inc] x6 (42)
12-13. Sc around (42)
14. [Sc5, dec] x6 (36)
15. [Sc4, dec] x6 (30)
16. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
Body (in light blue):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. [Sc, inc] x6 (18)
4. [Sc2, inc] x6 (24)
5. [Sc3, inc] x6 (30)
6-8. Sc around (30)
9. [Sc3, dec] x6 (24)
10-12. Sc around (24)
Arms (in white):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
3-4. Sc around (8)
5. Dec, sc6 (7)
6. Sc around (7)
Legs (in royal blue):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. [Sc2, inc] x2 (8)
3-4. Sc around (8)
5. [Sc2, dec] x2 (6)
Tail (in royal blue):
1. Ch4, sc in 2nd stitch in ch, sc, inc, turn and stitch down other side of chain, sc2, inc(8)
2. [Sc3, inc] x2 (10)
3-4. Sc around (10)
5. Sc8, dec (9)
6. Sc7, dec (8)
Ears (in royal blue):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Sc6 (6)
3. [Sc, inc] x3 (9)
Nose (in light brown):
1. Mr6 (6)
2. Inc x6 (12)
3. Sc around (12)
Scalchop (in light yellow):
1. Ch4, sc in 2nd stitch from hook, sc2, ch and turn
2. Slst, ch3, tc x5 in next stitch, ch3, slst in same stitch as tcs
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
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