cractasticdispatches
PLOTTING (es ist ein Experiment)
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we just...... we're just........ it's a clusterfuck in here okay? also we might be a flying squirrel. or we might not. the world may never know
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cractasticdispatches · 10 hours ago
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Let’s goooooooo
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cractasticdispatches · 11 hours ago
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cractasticdispatches · 11 hours ago
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PSA: no name is impossible to pronounce. no name is too hard to learn, no name is justifiably butchered. kids with 'different' names should be taught again and again that being called by their name is a right, not a privilege
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cractasticdispatches · 12 hours ago
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My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.
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cractasticdispatches · 12 hours ago
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SCRIPT: *Gabrielle kisses a male character*
RENEE: "Nope, rewrite it. Gabrielle is not doing that. Gabrielle wouldn't kiss a male character at this point in the show."
SCRIPT: *Gabrielle kisses a female character*
RENEE: "Look, that's certainly consistent with Gabrielle's character at this point in the show but why would she kiss some random woman she's just met?"
SCRIPT: *Gabrielle kisses Xena*
RENEE: "Oh fantastic! This is absolutely something Gabrielle would do. Finally me and Lucy get to smooch. Bring it on!"
It honestly floors me that the only time Gabrielle had a proper kiss scene past seasons 1&2 it was with Xena because that’s the only one Renee allowed to happen.
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cractasticdispatches · 13 hours ago
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cractasticdispatches · 13 hours ago
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Blorbo Poll
Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.
tagged by: @im-not-a-monster
EDT: ah shit we forgot to tag ppl like a dumbass. uh..... you. you reading this right now (if u want to anyway)
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cractasticdispatches · 14 hours ago
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1998 nickelodeon trade ad
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cractasticdispatches · 15 hours ago
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cractasticdispatches · 15 hours ago
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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
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cractasticdispatches · 16 hours ago
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Grandalas birds 💙
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cractasticdispatches · 16 hours ago
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you ever just sitting there and hear flint's voice in your head going "WHat are YOU TALKING ABOUT?" man what an iconic fight
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cractasticdispatches · 17 hours ago
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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 
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cractasticdispatches · 17 hours ago
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“It’s ya boy Guzma” is probably the smoothest translation of ore-sama I’ve ever seen (makes eyes at Hetalia and TTGL) but it’s also unfortunately hilarious wwwww
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cractasticdispatches · 18 hours ago
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Happy 35th birthday to The One With the Whales, the most important film of all time
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cractasticdispatches · 18 hours ago
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There are 212 cis Democrats who were elected to the 119th Congress. You can literally contact any of them with a level of friendliness appropriate to their record on trans rights to let them know you'd appreciate a public statement of their support for Representative-elect McBride and willingness to work with trans colleagues in general. This would be a hell of a lot more productive than continuing to discourse about whether or not you approve of how a trans woman is handling harassment from her soon-to-be coworkers who are professional transphobes.
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