cracksandcraters

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imagining the sounds of a butch unbuckling their belt, pulling down their jeans and boxers in one motion, and sinking wetly onto their femme's drooling cock

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lady in red ❤️

tip me ☆ follow me

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Twitter has simultaneously stopped showing if a retweet is a retweet - while people are already complaining at length about seeing tweets from people they don't follow, so hiding this will just make more people angry - and has changed their icon to the doge meme in what may have been a April Fools Day joke that was scheduled two days late. Amazing

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mutuals do this!!!!

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babygirl I'm about to get into discourse you've never even heard of

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Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”

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you have to sexualize me its for my mental health

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The horrors… they are truly astonishing… (not being cuddled)

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janine is the only one playing this game right send tweet

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*sext* I'd take care of you when you're not feeling well and I'd gently run my fingers through your hair while you sleep soundly on my chest

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she's so cute and passionate and nerdy and cool

i wanna suck her cock

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hail satan ♥

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i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

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^is thinking about a messy kinky t4t orgy again

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i don't want to look "hot" i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

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