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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

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The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

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HAPPY HOPS

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September

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WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

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perplexing that i, a gay, have not yet been kissed on this, the second day of gay month

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this is vivi! he is gorgeous but unfortunately it’s so hard to take pictures of him because of his black fur (as pictured: formless blob with eyes). I have some others on my old phone though!

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Echinopsis Cacti in Bloom by Greg Krehel (click gifs for cacti names)

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Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

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Music in Film:

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

- original music by Rupert Gregson-Williams

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this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

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Yeah, it’s me, don’t cream your pants.