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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it
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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
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Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on
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motorcycle guy in FULL teddy bear kigarumi on my commute home. 5pm, winter, hood Over the helmet and not flapping in wind (secured somehow???). bumper to bumper traffic on country road. if they were wearing shoes they were Inside the booties and i still cant decide if thats impressive or upsetting
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every single photo I see of Kirby, the baby Asian elephant born at Houston Zoo, is absolutely killing me
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moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you
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New kinda guy just dropped and I’m here for it
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i know that life isn't a race and that everyone does things on their own schedule and that i shouldn't compare myself to other people who haven't lived the same life that i have and overcome the same obstacles i have. BUT
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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