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A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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Whenever I’m on YouTube on the TV with my gf my algorithm decides to turn into a smiling friends background gag

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NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

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the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

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